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GEORGE W. BUSH

Your Guide To Jenna Bush’s Trashy Texas Wedding

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Yeah I'll take seventeen Jenna & Henry mousepads.Finally, George and Laura have almost married off one of the First Twins! It only took eight years, but Jenna found a “taker” and she’s getting hitched tomorrow at her parents’ fake “ranch” in Crawford, which sounds only a little better than “Waco,” and it’s time to celebrate the occasion with a bunch of bullshit trivia, after the jump. MORE »