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Tag: margaret sanger

Hillary Clinton Is New Antichrist, Which Must Be Making Barack Obama SO Jealous

Obama knew he was term-limited out of the presidency, but he probably thought he got to be the Antichrist forever, NO FAIR.
Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...

Deleted Comments: Teen Savant Tells Insane Libtarted Communists, ‘YOUR SICKOS!’

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out that once his account was banhammered, he could create a new one. SO CLEVER. All...
PHYSICIAN, HEAL THY OWN BRAIN.

Dr. Ben Carson Was Big Fan Of Using Baby Parts Back In His Doctorin’ Days

OOH! OOH! BREAKING FETUS PARTS NEWS! You know how "pro-life" Ben Carson is running for president, but before that, he was the BEST doctor in all the land, and the first person ever to separate twins conjoined at the head?...
For Ben, it's Raptor Jesus or nothing

Ben Carson Says Racist Obama Genociding All The Blacks

Ben Carson took his turn to swing the Idiot Stick at that fake story about Planned Parenthood running a Fetus-Parts Thrift Shop. Not only did he repeat the usual nonsense about how terrible it is that Planned Parenthood is forcing women...
Viewers ask the darnedest questions!

Pat Robertson Reminds God To Murder Supreme Court

It's time for another edition of viewer questions with Pat Robertson, which are sent by totally real viewers who exist, to Pat Robertson, so that his wisdom may be bestowed upon them. Whatcha curious about, "Eugene"? Oh, just how...
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says No Racists On $20 Bill, Let’s Stick With Andrew Jackson

As even the paupers of the Wonketariat know, Andrew Jackson's face adorns the American $20 bill. That is, as they say in academia, "problematic," so Senator Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire has introduced a bill to replace Andrew Jackson's face...
Of course there's a manga version

Sundays With The Christianists: Why ‘The Scarlet Letter’ Is Bad For Jesus And America

It's Pearl Harbor Day, so what more fitting time to talk about an attack on America? Only this isn't an attack from some evil foreign empire (redundant, since all foreigns are evil) but from within. As we're learning from wingnut...
The liberals stole his pipe

Tucker Carlson Will Not ‘Bate To Wonder Woman Any More. Thanks Obama.

Is there nothing sacred that liberals won't destroy with their liberal liberalism like a bunch of liberal liberals? No, of course not, that's a stupid question, back of the classroom for you, and don't forget your dunce cap. As our...
Not the REAL Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman Is Your For Real Based On A True Story Feminist Superhero

We got us some teevee news, some how-we-can-save-the-planet-for-free-with-SCIENCE! news, all kinds of feminism up in here (#RIPpatriarchy) ... plus bacon. Our little sister site Happy Nice Time People talks about chicks in the teevee bidness: Looking at primetime broadcast television, a record percentage...

Michele Bachmann Wants To Abort National Women’s Museum

Michele Bachmann took a courageous stand today against authorizing a National Women's History Museum that's proposed for the National Mall. We know the gals like shopping, but instead of the Mall, wouldn't a better place be the National Kitchen?...

Heavy Metal Preacher Bradlee Dean Warns Of Obama’s Plan to ‘Eradicate The Hispanic and Negro Race’

Longtime Wonkette frenemy and gift to satire Bradlee Dean took to the interwebs Saturday to share some insights on the "Sons of Liberty Radio" podcast, warning that Barack Hussein Obama is no friend of the dusky-hued races, nevermind what...

Buzzfeed Pimps Out Anti-Abortion Lies Because It Is Terrible

Some days, when the existential fear of meaninglessness that shadows all human life has pressed its jackbooted heel upon our tender necks and loss weighs upon our hearts, we like to cruise Buzzfeed for soul-affirming lists of 17 Cats...

Totally Sane New Randall Terry Ad Says Samuel L. Jackson Is Genociding Black Babies

So, this Randall Terry ad, airing in Florida, is sort of like those commercials for DishTV or whatever that draw a line from not having cable to being in prison forever for raping and murdering your son-in-law? Those are...