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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says No Racists On $20 Bill, Let’s Stick With Andrew Jackson

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As even the paupers of the Wonketariat know, Andrew Jackson’s face adorns the American $20 bill. That is, as they say in academia, “problematic,” so Senator Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire has introduced a bill to replace Andrew Jackson’s face with that of a woman. That doesn’t sit so good with Sarah Palin, no sir. Read more on The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says No Racists On $20 Bill, Let’s Stick With Andrew Jackson…
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Sundays With The Christianists: Why ‘The Scarlet Letter’ Is Bad For Jesus And America

Of course there's a manga version
It’s Pearl Harbor Day, so what more fitting time to talk about an attack on America? Only this isn’t an attack from some evil foreign empire (redundant, since all foreigns are evil) but from within. As we’re learning from wingnut radio preacher and homeschooling advocate Kevin Swanson, we’re under attack by our very own cultural touchstones — at least those that aren’t the Holy Bible. Read more on Sundays With The Christianists: Why ‘The Scarlet Letter’ Is Bad For Jesus And America…
  Won't someone PLEASE think of the children's cartoons?

Tucker Carlson Will Not ‘Bate To Wonder Woman Any More. Thanks Obama.

The liberals stole his pipe
Is there nothing sacred that liberals won’t destroy with their liberal liberalism like a bunch of liberal liberals? No, of course not, that’s a stupid question, back of the classroom for you, and don’t forget your dunce cap. Read more on Tucker Carlson Will Not ‘Bate To Wonder Woman Any More. Thanks Obama….
  can't women just follow their husbands at the men's museum?

Michele Bachmann Wants To Abort National Women’s Museum

Michele Bachmann took a courageous stand today against authorizing a National Women’s History Museum that’s proposed for the National Mall. We know the gals like shopping, but instead of the Mall, wouldn’t a better place be the National Kitchen? We’re just glad there’s a woman willing to stand up and say no to women’s history, because it’s not really women’s history, it’s feminist history, and feminists are not ladies. Also, we will say “make me a sammich” right here in hopes it will reduce the number of times that phrase shows up in the comments. Read more on Michele Bachmann Wants To Abort National Women’s Museum…
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Heavy Metal Preacher Bradlee Dean Warns Of Obama’s Plan to ‘Eradicate The Hispanic and Negro Race’

Longtime Wonkette frenemy and gift to satire Bradlee Dean took to the interwebs Saturday to share some insights on the “Sons of Liberty Radio” podcast, warning that Barack Hussein Obama is no friend of the dusky-hued races, nevermind what the lamestream media has brainwashed people to think: And do tell your black friends and your Hispanic friends, that the Obama Administration, through Planned Parenthood, is looking to eradicate the Hispanic and the Negro race. Hey friends, just saying, just ask Margaret Sanger, do a little homework friends. He probably also thinks that Obama seeks to eliminate the Chinaman, the Hindoo, and the Hottentot, while leaving America helpless in the face of the imminent Mahometan threat. Read more on Heavy Metal Preacher Bradlee Dean Warns Of Obama’s Plan to ‘Eradicate The Hispanic and Negro Race’…
  it's all about the benjamins...and the ashleys and the brittanys and...

Buzzfeed Pimps Out Anti-Abortion Lies Because It Is Terrible

Some days, when the existential fear of meaninglessness that shadows all human life has pressed its jackbooted heel upon our tender necks and loss weighs upon our hearts, we like to cruise Buzzfeed for soul-affirming lists of 17 Cats That Know How to Party or 41 Awesome Muppet Show Sketches You Haven’t Watched Since 1982 or whatever. But sometimes Buzzfeed makes us sad, like when its Community section tries to Win All the Internets with bullshit lies from “clever” conservatives. Why do you hurt us so, Buzzfeed? Case in point is today’s “argle bargle liberals want to kill all the babies” tripe titled “8 Outrageous Things Planned Parenthood Was Caught Doing.” Sure! If by “caught doing” you mean “things PP employees said that anti-abortion advocates LiveAction.org willfully misinterpreted or tried to trick them into saying and then wouldn’t admit to doing so even after the FBI investigated and told LiveAction to slurp shit and die.” Read more on Buzzfeed Pimps Out Anti-Abortion Lies Because It Is Terrible…
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Totally Sane New Randall Terry Ad Says Samuel L. Jackson Is Genociding Black Babies

So, this Randall Terry ad, airing in Florida, is sort of like those commercials for DishTV or whatever that draw a line from not having cable to being in prison forever for raping and murdering your son-in-law? Those are supposed to be funny (though they exclusively fail). This one, we think, is DEADLY SERIOUS. In this DEADLY SERIOUS campaign ad, Randall Terry is running against Samuel L. Jackson, because Jackson supports President B. Barry Bamz? But Jackson also supports Planned Parenthood? (Pro-tip to Terry: Obama supports Planned Parenthood too! Why not just cut out the middle man?) And Planned Parenthood was founded by Margaret Sanger, who in the 1920s and ’30s was a eugenicist, and fairly racist! (Though maybe not any more racist than everyone else in the ’20s and ’30s? And actually worked a lot with black ministers and stuff? Here, have some Wik!) Therefore, Samuel L. Jackson supports genociding black babies! STOP MURDERING BLACK BABIES SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!! Read more on Totally Sane New Randall Terry Ad Says Samuel L. Jackson Is Genociding Black Babies…