For those of you that are “busy” looking for “jobs” today, the Town Tavern in Adams Morgan is probably a much less depressing option. Their Mardi Gras party has been going on since before many of us were awake this morning, and although the time for free Budweiser has already passed, there are still many reasons to make this your home office for the day. MORE »

Remember how every state in the country decided to move their primaries to early February, just to fuck up the ‘08 presidential race even more? Turns out they all, in their wise judgment, decided to hold this new “Super-duper Tuesday” on Mardi Gras! MORE »

We hate to be pedantic — Lord only knows how many typos we make in a typical day — but shouldn’t that be “baring their breasts,” not “bearing their breasts”? MORE »