Tag: marcy kaptur

Weep, Ye Mighty, For Fallen Soldier ‘Joe’ The ‘Plumber’

There is not a reason in the world to click on the video above of fallen Wonkette hero "Joe" the "Plumber" flapping his gums at his election loss party, except to note his killer rags. Dude, you were running...

‘Joe’ the ‘Plumber’ Has No Time For ‘Debates’

Remember Joe the Plumber, that guy who isn't really named Joe and isn't really a plumber but nonetheless became famous for no particular reason during the 2008 election and then somehow managed to get a reporting gig for Pajamas Media and...

Joe The Plumber: What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?

Joe the Plumber went to the White House, you guys, and he stood outside the gates and couldn't get in. That is no way to treat some random schlub running for Congress from ... let's see ... Ohio! Sad...

Super Tuesday Murdered By Meh Wednesday

What's up, Cleveland Plain-Dealer? Pretty exciting night, there, yes, with your still hanging chads or somesuch but "advantage Romney," certainly what ho? So many exciting Politics in O-hi-o, with Elf Queen Consort Dennis Kucinich losing his fabled place in...

Dim Beefcake Joe the Plumber Might Run for Congress

The GOP of Ohio was having another one of their weekly "drunk, diapered 'n dominated!" orgies one night recently, and out of the swirl of morning-after shame and closeted self-loathing they decided they'd order a mindless manly piece of...