Marcus Bachmann
Marcus Bachmann Has A Secret
Well just look what beloved old giggling walrus Marcus Bachmann has sent to our inbox marked with subject line: “Shhh… Don’t tell Michelle.” GO ON?
Michele Bachmann Leaves ‘Gay Marcus’ Out of Family Xmas Video
Oh look, Michele Bachmann doesn’t even know the names of the random “children” she assembled to make this dumb Christmas video to remind everyone that her gay husband Marcus is so gay that he’s not even allowed in the family Christmas video. “Don’t forget the reason for the season,” sez Michele … which is marginalizing [...]
Homophobic Anti-Robot Bachmann Thugs Bully Gay Iowa Robot
It was another day of thuggery on the Iowa campaign trail as Michele Bachmann’s remaining followers mercilessly booed and taunted a sad gay robot. The pudgy homosexual android just wanted to make a case for itself, but the slob wingnuts just chanted BOOOOO because that’s how they “cure homosexuality.” Speaking of pudgy gay robots, has [...]
Marcus Bachmann Asks Gay Guy to Pay For Services Not Performed
Your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is very sad to report that Republican presidential candidate and famous Congresslady Michele Bachmann’s silver-maned heterosexual dreamboat needs some cash. $150, to be exact. No, it is not for a beautiful new wig or one of those special fake-booby things that drag queens wear! Stop being silly, everyone. It’s just [...]
Actual News Report: GOP Wives Get Along Together Just Swimmingly
Oh excitement, Entertainment Weekly ABC News got around to recycling one of these sticky cotton candy puff pieces on how the blond Stepford wives of the GOP candidates still manage, against all odds, to behave like perfect ladies amongst themselves even as their deranged spouses hurl feces at one another all day long. What gives [...]
Bachmann’s Former NH Staffers Confirm She Is Totally Dysfunctional
More drama from the Michele Bachmann campaign! Her former team of New Hampshire staffers who all quit Friday put out a very crabby press release stating that they quit not for the glaringly obvious reasons that Michele Bachmann is a serial pill-snarfing nutcase Space Jesus freak married to a flaming closet case who together make [...]
Bachmann’s Insane Vaccine Claim Is Too Insane, Say Other Insane People
Welcome to the seventh dimension, humans: even Satan’s pet horned toad Rush Limbaugh thinks Michele Bachmann’s ludicrous claim that the Gardasil HPV vaccine causes girls to “suffer mental retardation” is off-the-reservation insane.
Is Michele Bachmann Just Marcus Bachmann in a Creepy Mask and Wig?
Notorious pill-gobbling serial fabricator Michele Bachmann made up a stupid lie about how she went to her family reunion in Iowa and then made excuses to the press when she was late for everything that day on account of attending the reunion, which she did not attend. Klassy! Or did she? All we know is [...]
Libtards Amazon Bomb Every Annoying Wingnut Ever And Marcus Bachmann
Paul Revere’s Wikipedia Page : bored wingnuts : : Amazon product pages : bored libtards. Our crack network of tipsters indicates that Marcus Bachmann’s Amazon products page is mysteriously currently full of whips and naked pictures of Levi Johnston IF THAT WAS NOT THE CASE SINCE ALWAYS because probably it could have been, we don’t [...]
Gay Dating Site Offers Marcus Bachmann Free Lifetime Membership
Who loves gays more than Marcus Bachmann, the guy who is always hanging out with gays and inviting them to his office so he can “discipline” them? Nobody. Nobody loves to discipline a homo more than Marcus Bachmann. He even managed to convince the government to pay him $137,000 in Medicaid funds for performing these services [...]
One of Michele Bachmann’s 10,000 Children Refuses To Pose For Playgirl
Playgirl is still alive somehow. And we guess it’s because it does stuff like this: finding Michele Bachmann’s 28-year-old son and asking him to pose nude in their publication, for publicity. He said no, of course. But considering Bachmann has five children and has foster-parented 23 others, something she brags about on the campaign trail, [...]
Here’s Video of Michele Bachmann’s Very Not-Gay Flaming Husband
Wonkette’s Evan Hurst posts this video of Michele Bachmann’s husband at another blog, because he is two-timing us, and we shall now cry like Meg McCain about this. This video’s description says Marcus Bachmann likes to cure homosexuals of their gayness “as part of his therapy practice.” (By out-gaying them?) [Truth Wins Out]
Michele (and Marcus) Bachmann Will Cure Your Nasty Case of the Gays
It is a Well-Known Fact that Michele Bachmann hates all the gays. But did you know that her husband is a Christian mental-health-therapist-helper-counselor who can wash that gay right out of your hair? This is a rumor, on the Internets. It IS true that he is a therapist and that he provided some helpful tips [...]
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