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It seems like just last week we were writing about how David Brooks would like to gay marry Marco Rubio except not really in...

Well we knew Donald Trump's relative nice-nice over coming in second place (WHICH IS FIRST LOSER) in Iowa wouldn't last long. He hasn't completely...

Ben Carson knows why he only finished fourth in the Iowa Caucuses, with a piddling 9 percent of the vote: It had nothing with...

Land sakes, the Iowa caucuses are stupid and dumb. We already 'splained why they are undemocratic and just overall a shitshow on a massive...

It's your Iowa Caucus open thread, Wonkers! After all the prolonged teasing, flirting with billionaires, straining to get a surge in the polls, and...

Better call the House Select Committee on Benghazi back into session, because with just days to go before the Iowa caucuses, there's finally some...

Have you met Marco Rubio's personal BFF, the one man who loves him more than anyone else, who braids his hair and tells him...

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are...

This week, we all learned a valuable lesson about how doing crimes to Planned Parenthood doesn't pay. Or, more precisely, those of us who already knew...

Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have...

We've been having a rollicking good time pointing and laughing at friendless foreigner Ted Cruz, whose guts are hated by every single Republican, especially the...

Donald J. Trump's jokes are too funny for average people to understand sometimes. This weekend, he said, "I could stand in the middle of...

Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when...

You know who has the literal worst thoughts in the entire world? David Brooks. Besides being as annoying as the midnight-sun-in-the-arctic-day is long, the...

Donald Trump is pretty darned happy about his polling, and his incredibly yooge support from everyone. He is easily the most-beloved figure in American...

Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates...

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