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It's another Tuesday, of the super sort, which means voters are primary votin' in a whole mess of states. We are Tom-peeping the polls for...

Speaker Paul Ryan is very serious about being a good speaker of the House. You know, the kind of speaker who doesn't let the...

Two or nine or five and a half Republican debates ago, all the little not-Trump GOP candidates pledged they would support whoever their party's...

John Kasich is a man with a (bad) plan to (not) win the Republican primary, y'all. He knows you don't actually have to win the...

Oh god, what must it be like to be a self-styled moderate Republican writing for the New York Times right now? In another era,...

Donald Trump's rally in Chicago was cancelled Friday night after hundreds of protesters (probably all personally paid by George Soros, according to Breitbart...

We didn't know it was possible, but Marco Rubio's math has gotten even worse. Yeah, we are as shocked as you because that's UNPOSSIBLE,...

It's a new day in America, because Donald Trump said so, and it's time for the Republicans to act sweet and come together so...

Who is getting cold-cocked by Donald Trump tonight? Ted Cruz? (Probably.) Marco Rubio? (Definitely.) John Kasich? (Nah, no one cares about him.) Some poor...

Has it been a long time since you pulled your Underoos up over your nipples (that's how you get comfortable), popped open a can...

Tuesday was a tough night for Marco Rubio. Again. All the nights have been pretty tough for Little Marco, really, but in Mississippi and Michigan and Idaho and Hawaii, he...

It's that time of year that happens every four years when we binge-watch Americans voting almost every day. Especially if it is a day called...

Poor deeply depressed David Brooks. The New York Times columnist continues his embarrassing public display of utter despair at the decline of his beloved...

Despite what you may have heard after Sunday night's Democratic debate, with all the snarky headlines about how "Oh look at those growned-up Democrats,...

Exciting news for Marco Rubio! He winned another thing! The thing is Puerto Rico, which may or may not be a part of the...

Have we mentioned lately how much we are enjoying the heck out of Legislative Badass of 2015 And For All Time Harry Reid giving...

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