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Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Like It When You Call His Boyfriend Putin A ‘Killer’

Why does Donald Trump hate America?

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!

Trump’s Cabinet: ROUND 2! Wonkagenda for Tues., Jan. 17, 2017

MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!

Is It Bad For Philippines’s President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump’s SecState Just Doesn’t Know!

Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Donald Trump Pitches ‘Vanity Fair’ Exposé About His Enormous Fingers

A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!

John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump’s Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS

John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday.
Also a TrekkER, not a TrekkIE

Nice Time! Congress Votes Unanimously To Protect Nonbelievers’ Rights. What Are They Up To????

'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees

Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.

Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!

America Heals Wounds By Agreeing That CNN’s Jeff Zucker Totally Sucks

Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?

Team Of Evils: Michael Flynn’s Son (And Chief Of Staff!) Very Concerned About Dating Sites For White People

Meet Michael G. Flynn! A person who will soon have a lot of access to the White House! Nice!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!