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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

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Nancy Pelosi Just Wondering How Many Of You Republicans Are On Slut Pills

Nancy thinks Republicans denying Zika funding because of Planned Parenthood are a buncha birth control-using hypocrites, yep yep yep.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Washington Post Says Trump Teaching GOP To Love The Gays, LOL Shut Up, Washington Post

How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!

Marco Rubio Dreams Of Forcing Zika-Infected Women To Give Birth To Microcephalic Children

You know, because he loves life so much.

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 8, 2016

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Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.

Wonkagenda: Friday, 07/29/2016

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He is an actual, biological tortoise. And NRA stooge.

Mitch McConnell Kills Nice Bipartisan Gun Bill, Because He’s Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell, faced with the risk of allowing a vote on a widely supported gun bill that the NRA didn't like, pulled a pretty neat switcheroo. Give the old coot credit for being crafty.

Little Marco Rubio Hates Senate So Much, Wants To Stay In Senate Forever Now

Also he hates you, he hates you, he hates you, and you are not his real dad.

Hillary Clinton Can’t Stop Laffing At Piss-Poor Businessman Donald Trump

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

Anderson Cooper Tells Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi To Sit Her Ass Down

Why does Anderson have to keep pointing out Pam Bondi's past anti-gay bigotry, NO FAIR!

Are The Orlando Gay Club Shootings About You, Or Should You STFU? A Wonksplainer

Good White Christian Americans need to step off and shut their yaps.

Gov. Nikki Haley Wishes Donald Trump Wouldn’t Act So Ugly To The Minorities, Bless His Heart

She doesn't think Trump or his supporters are actually racist or anything, heck no, why would you say that?

Hillary To America: I Am A Grown-Ass Adult, And Donald Trump Is A Idiot

It's a pity Hillary won't say what she really thinks about Donald Trump.