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Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!

America Heals Wounds By Agreeing That CNN’s Jeff Zucker Totally Sucks

Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?

Team Of Evils: Michael Flynn’s Son (And Chief Of Staff!) Very Concerned About Dating Sites For White People

Meet Michael G. Flynn! A person who will soon have a lot of access to the White House! Nice!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!

White Nationalist Dude Pretty Sure Evan McMullin Is Secret Gay Homosexual Spy

A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.

A Wonkette Civility Lesson For Sad Sack Primary Losers Acting Like A Buncha Syph-Oozing Dicks

None of these people's mamas raised them right, apparently.

Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Trump Talking About His Dick On TV Proves He’s Super Sane

Keith Ablow's penetrating analysis of Donald Trump's heroic cocktalk will have you questioning everything you learned in Psych 101.
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Hide Your Children! It’s Your Arizona And Florida Primary Day Open Thread!

Oh, it's another damned primary election with national implications. Guess we should pay attention, huh?

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW
Come at me, Bro!

There Goes Badass Harry Reid, Trolling The Living Hell Out Of Donald Trump

Harry Reid is pretty sure Donald Trump is too stupid and uninformed to take the US citizenship test. Harry Reid is correct.