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Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Let’s Liveblog The Senate Intelligence Committee Putting Donald Trump IN RUSSIAN JAIL!

Are you watching? Wonkette is watching! Watch it with us!

Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017

Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

President Bannon Commits To Apocalypse. Wonkagenda, Fri., Feb. 24, 2017

CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Like It When You Call His Boyfriend Putin A ‘Killer’

Why does Donald Trump hate America?

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!

Trump’s Cabinet: ROUND 2! Wonkagenda for Tues., Jan. 17, 2017

MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!

Is It Bad For Philippines’s President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump’s SecState Just Doesn’t Know!

Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Donald Trump Pitches ‘Vanity Fair’ Exposé About His Enormous Fingers

A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!