Tag: marco rubio
And Mark Warner too.
Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.
Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.
Marco Rubio and Tom Price accidentally said something true, but they got over it.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.
Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?
Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.
Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
How's this for a bipartisan effort?
Shah! We see you, Boychik!
Also Cameron Kasky called Dana Loesch a vampire and we are DYING.
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.