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Sad Ann Coulter is sad

Can Someone Please Call Ann Coulter On The Telephone?

Is Ann Coulter having a crisis? Does she need a friend?

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!

There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Michael Flynn’s #PizzaGate Loving Idiot Son In Big Trouble With Robert Mueller, Mister!

Go to your room, #PizzaGate Junior!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
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President Of America Donald Trump Gives Worse Statement On Nazis Than Mike Huckabee Does

Donald Trump just can't seem to say who might have been responsible for the murder in Charlottesville. Maybe radical Islam.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!

The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad’s Twitter Rant Mantle

He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Acting FBI Director Dude Seems Smart And Good! Trump To Fire Him In 5, 4, 3, 2 …

Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe confirmed Thursday that the whole FBI loves James Comey, and Trump is still SUPER FUCKED in the Russia investigation.

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!