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Donald Trump is Nixon-level unhappy. Good.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Why does Donald Trump hate America?
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!
MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!
Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!
John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump’s Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS
John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday.
'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22
Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.