My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you’ve got your weekend “phunnies,” lunatics, and it comes at the expense of Jesus sending us to Hell for working on a Sunday, […]

SPECIAL TALENTS  5:49 pm August 5, 2008

Al Franken Is Insane

by Jim Newell

Good sweet Jesus God: “Al Franken draws a perfect map of the United States from memory while taking questions at a fundraiser.” Kos is more right than he thinks when he calls it “perfect,” in fact. Kentucky looks like a turd and liberal New England looks like it’s trying to escape from the rest of […]

The “A” location on this space satellite Google Maps image is 2101 L Street NW, the ONLY Starbucks that will be closed in Washington D.C. out of 600-ish closed ones nationwide. This is problematic for two reasons: (1) there is nary another bean shop anywhere near this rich, young-professionalized and textbook yuppie part of Northwest […]

DONALD TRUMP  2:08 pm September 20, 2007

by Ken Layne

MAPS  5:43 pm August 30, 2007

by Alex Pareene

CANADA  11:41 am October 25, 2006

Mexico, Canada to Annex You

by Alex Pareene

BILL CLINTON  5:12 pm May 23, 2006

Metro Section: Dying of Hunger

by dlat