Tag: maps

Goateed Prophet Chuck Todd Thinks This ‘Obama’ Will Win

One of your favorite pretend secret boyfriends, NBC News "Math Fraud" Chuck Todd, thinks that -- get this -- the DEMOCRAT, the nominee of the party that always loses presidential elections due to horrible gayness, will win the current...

Here’s Your ‘Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,’ Lozers!

My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you've got your weekend "phunnies," lunatics, and...

Al Franken Is Insane

Good sweet Jesus God: "Al Franken draws a perfect map of the United States from memory while taking questions at a fundraiser." Kos is more right than he thinks when he calls it "perfect," in fact. Kentucky looks like...

Starbucks Denies Service To The Rich And Wounded!

The "A" location on this space satellite Google Maps image is 2101 L Street NW, the ONLY Starbucks that will be closed in Washington D.C. out of 600-ish closed ones nationwide. This is problematic for two reasons: (1) there...

Ha Ha, Hillary Is A Republican

Mexico, Canada to Annex You

Metro Section: Dying of Hunger