Tag: mansplaining

Ben Carson Would Like ‘Morning Joe’ Reporter To SHUT UP LADY HE’S TALKING

Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.

Fox Doc Keith Ablow Being A Jerk To All The Lazy, Potted-Up Millennials. That Is Wonkette’s Job!

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.

Finally, A Man Willing To Tell Hillary Why She’s So Lady-Bad At Everything!

Have you heard about this United States presidential election we are having right now? Well! To catch you up, there are a bunch of men running for president. We'll call them the "normal" candidates. Then there is a lady...
If it keeps the terrorists from winning, it's still civic-minded.

Uh Oh, We Almost Forgot To Thank The Menfolk For All This Awesome Equality

Aw, nut sack. What with doing our job all day, we almost forgot to take a moment to freshen up, slip into something pretty, fix you fellasĀ a nice cocktail, and thank you OH SO MUCH for letting us vote....
Please drop your condescension toward the Senator from Massachusetts. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Elizabeth Warren Pretty Sure She Knows A Thing Or Two About How Banks Work, Thank You

There's this guy, Jamie Dimon, who's the CEO of JPMorgan Chase. He thinks it's sad that banks aren't allowed to break the law. And Wednesday, he said a real Stupid Thing. He said, to a whole greedful room of...

Gross Tennessee Legislator Tells State Senate About That Time He Got Spayed

A Tennessee state senator decided that right on the Senate floor was the best place to describe medical procedures on his own genitals. Before you think he's super gross, just know that he did it so he could talk...
Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

Microsoft CEO Dude: Chicks Don’t Need Raises, Just Karma

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is a man, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Especially a woman who has a job for a living and, as is the case in pretty...
Dumb ladies want fairness because dumb

Bill O’Reilly Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Big Dumb Girl

First lady Michelle Obama sure asks a lot of dumb questions. When she addressed the United Nations Global Education First Initiative earlier this week, for example, she was all, "Do we truly value women as equals, or do we...

Senator Ron Johnson To Little Lady Senator: Pics Or GTFO

Wisconsin's Ron Johnson (R-Of course) has only been a member of the United States Senate for about five minutes (technically he was elected in 2010, which in Senate years is five minutes), but he sure knows a thing or...
Thank god that's all behind us now!

Thanks For Making Us Equal, Men. XOXO, The Ladies

Hey, ladies, how are you celebrating Women's Equality Day? Shopping? Painting your nails with "I've Been Roofied Red"? Wondering what the heck is Women's Equality Day? Here, let's have President Obama mansplain it for us: On August 26, 1920, the 19th...
"Wow, whatta tomato!"

NY Post Writer Wonders Why Dumb Broads Can’t Take A Compliment (Also: Nipples)

The New York Post's Doree Lewak considers herself a funny gal, with her humor recalling a more enlightened time when "gal" was the preferred nomenclature. So we apologize in advance if Lewak's paean to wolf whistles, "Hey Ladies --...

Exclusive: Sen. Jeff Sessions Mansplains The Budget To OMB Director, Covers It Up On YouTube

Exclusive Drudge Sirens Must Credit Wonkette: So here is Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions mansplaining the President's budget to the President's Budget Director, OMB chief Sylvia Matthews Burwell. He is very very unhappy that the budget request includes an additional...

Mormon Boy Band Thinks ‘You Are So Beautiful’ When You Don’t Dress Like A Whore

Hey, ladies, have you ever wondered what gets Mormon boys really super hot? I know I haven't, and you probably haven't, and neither have you over there rolling your eyes, but this Backstreet Boys-esque band of preppy white boys...

A Children’s Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend

Unless you have been living in a cave on Mars with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears -- an increasingly attractive option, we'll admit -- you are aware that the Guardian and the Washington Post confirmed...

‘Progressive’ Fellow In ‘Men’s Rights Movement’ Has Inspirational Posters For Manly Men

Here is something that the Internet went and puked up on our digital doorstep a few days back: a collection of Microsoft Office-based editorial artwork designed to provide inspiration and motivation to "The Manosphere." And what is the...