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Unchastened Chris Christie Continues To Make Sweet Gay Love To Barack Obama

What did Chris Christie tell Barack Obama, while they canoodled on the phone for seemingly hours? “You hang up.” “No, you hang up.” “You hang up first,” they both repeated fucking endlessly, until they fell asleep with their Blackberries cradled under their drooling, open mouths. And what did he tell Mitt Romney? Read more on Unchastened Chris Christie Continues To Make Sweet Gay Love To Barack Obama…