Tag: manchester

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

After Manchester Terror Attack, Donald Trump Upgrades Alert Status To ‘Playground Taunt’

Our president's eloquence may have fallen a bit short.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!

Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!

Chris Christie Denies Being Held Captive In Donald Trump’s Sex Dungeon Of Shame

This is the moment Chris Christie's political career strapped on cement shoes and drowned itself in the river, never to be seen again: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on Thursday addressed those who mocked his stone-faced expression during a press...

New Hampshire Paper Regrets Endorsing Chris Christie, Must Have Been Drunk

Sometimes you do really stupid stuff that seemed like a great idea at the time, but you come to regret: falling in love with a psycho who never returns your black T-shirt, getting a tattoo under your navel that...

Stories Of Customers Who Ate Things They Really Weren’t Supposed To

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got more stories of customers who ate the weirdest stuff possible. As always, these are real...
America needs him.

Here’s Chris Christie Being A Dick To Some Girl, Because It Is A Day

So Chris Christie is stumping around New Hampshire, clinging to his debate slot in the Top Tier of Donald Trump and the Other Republican Losers like it's the last however many $1500 buys you in hot dogs and beers at...
Metaphor? Why did you think Grover Norquist's 'government small enough to drown in a bathtub' was a metaphor?

NH Republican Takes ‘Wave Election’ Metaphor A Bit Far, Wants To Drown Democrats

Hey, remember that one time Barack Obama repeated a line from The Untouchables and wingnuts all freaked out about his violent thuggish rhetoric? In today's Civility Update, we have real gem from New Hampshire GOP Chair Jennifer Horn, who...

Anti-Gay Christian Lawyer Lady Spread Gospel, Teen Girl’s Legs With (Alleged) Cross-Border Child Porn

It has been at least a week since someone involved in an anti-gay Christian group was found with a hooker's penis in his bottom or (allegedly) diddling a child, and a week is five years in Blowvember-time. Luckily, Lisa...

Sad Drag Queen Judge Steps Down

The Story of Dennis & Liz