Oh hot dang, somebody got ahold of an old-fashioned talky device called a “telephone” and called the mayor of the fancifully named Dallas, Georgia to learn what he meant when he posted something on Facebook about Obama giving Gordon Brown “a quart of the Bull.” Was this horrible racism? And does it mean that your editor is hopelessly old and naive that the first thing she thought of when she heard “the Bull” was Red Bull? MORE »

Above, a picture from the Facebook profile of Shelley Davis, daughter of Representative Tom Davis (R-VA). Once again: we are shocked not by the fact that 18-year-olds drink, but by the fact that they drink such shit. MORE »