Tag: malia obama
The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!
Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.
Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?
You don't have to go home, and you can stay here!
Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!
It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.
Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.
We miss you already, Barry.
LISTEN UP, MENFOLK OF AMERICA!
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.
Great Journalist Bob Woodward has thoughts about The Tone.