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BARACK OBAMA IS THE MEANEST DAD IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS. Why? Uh, because his daughters are never going to be popular, like ever,...

The Washington Post is a-buzzing, due to the fact that the White House Head Florist, Laura Dowling, has left, and nobody will say why: he...

Mike Huckabee, a man so unpleasant that dogs will commit suicide to avoid being dragged home to meet him, has been looking for a...

You've probably heard by now about the bravest American in America, who bravely shamed first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama for disgracing themselves and...

From the ugly world of Facebook, we received a recommendation to check out this story: "Evidence Emerges That Michelle Obama Never Birthed Malia And...

Here is a very good "entertainment" post, "Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza." It is from the Daily Caller. We present...

It's a day ending in -y, so you better bet Glenn Beck is out there whipping people into a frenzy over completely made-up shit....

Hurrah, Yr Derp Roundup is back after a brief hiatus, and we are delighted to bring you a premium selection of the gunk that...

Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be...

Did you hear that President Obama allowed his daughter to go to Mexico with 12 friends and 25 Secret Service agents? Our friends on...

'Twas the Christmas Tree-Lighting Time at the White House last Thursday night, and this year's theme was "Controversy and Nostalgia." Controversy, because for...

Michelle Obama is taking a nap right now because, haven’t you heard, she ate herself into a coma last week. Somewhere, a couple of...

What happened to that handsome young gentleman who was elected president back in 2008? He would hang out on the beach, shirtless, providing lots...

President Obama has written a children's book, apparently, and it will be released November 16. It's called Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to...

Matt Drudge is such an OCD closet queen with massive Asperger's and autism and stuff. These are the kind of Mutant Powers of obnoxiousness...

Because there is no news this August except for the news about the moral and physical decline of America due to Death Panel rationing,...

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