Tag: malia obama

Let's all try to get excited about Chuck Schumer! Or at least laugh at Dinesh D'Souza one more time.

Well, Wonkers, we made it. It is Saturday morning, after a really terrible, very sad week. But we are here, and we have your...

Haha, conservative Christians are so funny when they pray for people to die!

Sources Familiar With Obama's Sexytime Schemes are saying the president will formally endorse Hillary Clinton this week.

Hey, did you hear that our president, the great Kenyo-nesian dictator Barack Of Obama, took his whole family to Cuba, thus destroying America and...

While we could never hope to equal the visual and narrative grandeur of Evan's brilliant Barack Obama/Justin Trudeau slashfic (are you one of the...

The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That's because Sunday is Valentine's Day, and...

BARACK OBAMA IS THE MEANEST DAD IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS. Why? Uh, because his daughters are never going to be popular, like ever,...

The Washington Post is a-buzzing, due to the fact that the White House Head Florist, Laura Dowling, has left, and nobody will say why: he...

Mike Huckabee, a man so unpleasant that dogs will commit suicide to avoid being dragged home to meet him, has been looking for a...

You've probably heard by now about the bravest American in America, who bravely shamed first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama for disgracing themselves and...

From the ugly world of Facebook, we received a recommendation to check out this story: "Evidence Emerges That Michelle Obama Never Birthed Malia And...

Here is a very good "entertainment" post, "Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza." It is from the Daily Caller. We present...

It's a day ending in -y, so you better bet Glenn Beck is out there whipping people into a frenzy over completely made-up shit....

Hurrah, Yr Derp Roundup is back after a brief hiatus, and we are delighted to bring you a premium selection of the gunk that...

Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be...

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