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Daily Briefing: “Signing Statements Should Not Be a Substitute for a Presidential Veto.”

Monday, July 24th, 2006
  • Rice makes surprise visit to Beirut. [WSJ]

  • Before Rice left Washington, she and Bush met with Saudi diplomats, who encouraged them to push for a cease-fire. They continue to refuse. [NYT]
  • “The American Bar Association said Sunday that President Bush was flouting the Constitution and undermining the rule of law by claiming the power to disregard selected provisions of bills that he signed.” [NYT]
  • The Department of Homeland security will give itself a makeover, “sharply cutting emergency cash assistance for victims of major disasters, and more carefully controlling access to free hotel rooms.” [NYT]
  • Mid-term elex: “If Democrats in the House gain 15 seats — a number that analysts in both parties say is within reach — Republicans will relinquish power there for the first time since 1994. In the Senate, Democrats need to gain six seats to take control — a more remote prospect, but by most estimates a plausible one.” [WP]

Extreme Makeover: Jerry Lewis Edition

Friday, July 7th, 2006

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Evidence of Another White House Makeover

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

meghan%20o%27sullivan%20meghan%20l%20o%27sullivan%20deputy%20national%20security%20adviser.jpgIs a comprehensive makeover a job requirement for women working at the White House? We previously showed you “before” and “after” photos of homeland security hottie Frances Townsend. And now we have evidence that Townsend’s chief competition for top White House hottie — deputy national security adviser Meghan O’Sullivan, lovingly profiled in yesterday’s Times — has transformed her look too.

As always, the good stuff — the photographic proof — appears after the jump.

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A Final Word on Frances Townsend

Monday, February 27th, 2006

frances fragos townsend.jpgWe’ve been blogging about the White House homeland security adviser, Frances Fragos Townsend, quite a bit lately. Readers have offered impassioned arguments for and against her physical attractiveness — just the kind of robust debate about important issues that we are here to foster. (The latest reader rave about Townsend: “Fran a man? If so, then I am coming out! Lipless? Who are these evil doers? Fran has lips sweet enough to kiss. To nibble…to love.”)

But we realize that some of you may be getting Fran Townsend fatigue. So after this post, we’ll move on to other subjects. We just wanted to share two tidbits with you before doing so — after the jump, for those of you who share our interest in this homeland security hottie.

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Someone Sexied My Justice Up!

Friday, October 7th, 2005

BestWe assumed that the Bush administration would see Harriet Miers’s much-needed makeover as just another ugly situation to put a happy face on (that electric blue suit screamed “last throes”), but looking at pictures from her tour of the Hill yesterday we were impressed: Harriet has a new look, and it doesn’t remind anyone of a Star Wars villan. Clearly, Katrina isn’t the only disaster that the White House will take responsibility for. MORE »


Harriet Miers’s Soft Focus

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Flash back to reading “Highlights” magazine in the pediatrician’s office! Tell us, can you find at least five differences in these two photos?

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Bonus question: Which photo came from the “confirm her already” fans of Harriet at “JusticeMiers.com”? MORE »


Harriet Miers’s Extreme Makeover

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

We took the liberty of redesigning Harriet Miers’s, uhm, “look.”

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In addition to the many other tweaks, we think the glasses add a “really, I’m just as smart as Roberts” touch. Now if we can just convince her to submit to the idea before Robin Givhan gets to her…