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Maine Republican Takes Bold Stand Against Free Lobster For ISIS Terror Bombers

When you are a Republican from Maine, you have to work HARD to come up with new ways to be a dick. Sociopath Gov. Paul LePage's SPECIALTY, the thing that gives him morning wood, is taking food stamps away from poor...
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Evil Dumb Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Love To See Heads Roll In Public Square

Maine's functionally illiterate idiot Gov. Paul LePage flapped his face hole again, and that never works out well for him. Earlier this month, he was sorry not sorry OK maybe a little sorry but not really for saying "guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie,...

Racist Idiot Maine Gov. Paul LePage: I’m Not Sorry ‘My Brain Didn’t Catch Up To My Mouth’

OK, everybody, shut it down. There's no reason to poutrage over Maine Gov. Paul LePage's claim on Thursday that "guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty" are invading sweet lil' old Maine, from the Big City of Connecticut, to...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Sure Black Men Go To Maine To Sell Drugs, Sex Up White Girls

Before we knew all about Maine Gov. Paul LePage, we just sort of thought of Maine as Mostly Harmless, home of Hawkeye Pierce, L.L. Bean, and semi-incomprehensible fishermen. Who knew that such high levels of dickbaggery ran through the blood of...
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Maine Governor Paul LePage Eated All Your Food Stamps

Great news! Maine, that weirdly shaped state way the hell up at the top of the country, past all the states you ever have even the slightest reason to think about, has come up with a solution to our...

Maine GOP Knows Liberal Preacher Running For Mayor Hates Christians

The mayoral election in Lewiston, Maine, has gone from ugly to downright weird, with the state GOP accusing Democratic candidate Ben Chin of being "anti-Christian" -- which will be something of a surprise to Mr. Chin, who serves as...
The signs came down, but the campaign went crazier

Dumb Racists Deploy Wrong Ethnic Stereotype Against Maine Mayoral Candidate

The great thing about racists is that half of them are so stupid they spell their favorite slur with only one "g." Case in point: anonymous signs in Lewiston, Maine, attacking mayoral candidate Ben Chin with the slogan "Don't...
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Is An A-Hole, Chapter Eleventeen Billion

As we all know, Maine Gov. Paul Lepage is a hateful asshat who runs on a diet of pure bile and boiled orphans. So it wasn't a huge surprise when he was alleged to have threatened state funding for...
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Even Maine’s A-Hole Governor Thinks New ‘Shame The Poors’ Project Is Gross And Bad

You can't say that Maine Gov. Paul LePage isn't inspiring to his fellow Republicans, at least for certain values of "inspiring." The governor's Fuck The Poor policies have rubbed off on Robert Macdonald, who's running for a third term...
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Finds Exciting New Way To Dick Over Food Stamp Recipients

Now that Maine Gov. Paul LePage has definitively proven he doesn't know how to governor any good at all -- accidentally allowing a bunch of liberal bills he'd intended to veto to become law -- it's revenge time. Since...
Some are born dickish, some achieve dickishness, and others have dickishness thrust upon them.

Screw You Guys, Gov. Paul LePage Gonna Go Be A Senator Now

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has apparently not been paying attention to all the mail requesting that he resign, but he does at least have some thoughts about leaving office eventually. Like maybe he'll run for the U.S. Senate in...
Some are born dickish, some achieve dickishness, and others have dickishness thrust upon them.

Jerkface Gov. Paul LePage Will Resign If Enough People Dump Pigs’ Blood On Him At Prom

Maine Wonkers, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, we have a job for you! Your asshole governor, Paul LePage, you know who we're talking about? Yeah him. So remember how he chicken-scrawled out a mean, poorly worded note to...
Oh, but the horrors poor Bill suffered in LePage's pocket...

Maine Supreme Court To Gov. Paul LePage: No, You Didn’t Veto Anything, Doofus

As you may be aware, Maine Gov. Paul LePage is not the sharpest knife on the tree when it comes to governoring, as we learned in July when he botched the "pocket veto" of a whole bunch of bills...
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Is A Idiot What Don’t Write Good

The Republican governor of Maine is a real genius, and by genius, we are being sarcastic as hell, because the dude is a total moron. But he's not just a moron; Gov. Paul LePage is also a terrible person,...
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Gov. Paul LePage Accidentally Turning Maine Into Feminist Paradise, Haha, Whoops

Wacky ol' rubber bag of infected pus and Maine Gov. Paul LePage is one comical fella. Last week, we told you how he thought he had "pocket vetoed" 19 bills by doing nothing about them, but had actually screwed...

Lady Beaters, Fetus Shooters And Bar Fights: Your Florida Roundup (Is Extra Violent This Week)

Good morning/afternoon/whenever the Wonkette overlords click PUBLISH! This week’s Roundup is brought to you from our couch, because it is way too fuckin’ hot to go outside. (Bring on the Little Ice Age already.) We are going to spend some...