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Posts Tagged ‘maine’

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Dems To Beg Gordon Smith and Susan Collins To Switch Sides

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Trust no one. - WonketteIn the Department of Stuff That Might Be True, we go to Wayne Madsen and his occasionally semi-accurate unsourced website. Madsen says the new Senate Majority Leadership will try to convert moderate Republican Susan Collins and Oregon rebel GOP’er Gordon Smith should Tim Johnson be unable to continue as senator. MORE »


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Traffic, War on Terror Impeded by Moderate Senator

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Trouble in Maine! A seven-car interstate accident injures five, causes thousands of dollars in damage — but the cops won’t say who caused it! MORE »


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A Halloween Story

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Boo! - WonketteRemember the lawyer up in Maine who busted out the George W. Bush drunk-driving arrest records right before the 2000 election? Well, he was arrested today for standing on the side of the highway dressed in a rubber Bin Laden mask, waving a plastic gun and a sign promoting a Taxpayer Bill of Rights on next week’s ballot. UPDATE: You know, because if Osama is campaigning for something on your local ballot, chances are it’s not that great for Americans. MORE »