Tag: maine

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Those are my juniper bushes! Clear off!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Solves All His Problems With One Weird Trick: Will Never Talk To Press Again

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has vowed to never ever ever speak to reporters again, and possibly to hold his breath until he turns sane.
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Not-Racist Maine Gov. Paul LePage Advocates Shooting Blacks And Mexicans, Is That Bad?

Paul LePage is not a racist, no matter how many times he says that black drug dealers are coming to Maine to impregnate all its white women. If you insist on thinking Paul LePage is a racist, despite all...
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Racist Maine Gov. Paul LePage Ready To Duel Anyone Who Calls Him Racist

Apparently LePage thinks it's cool to say you want to murder a legislator, as long as you only want to murder him in a duel in 1825.

Hillary Clinton’s ‘Vagenda Of Manocide’ Coming To Manocide You With A Vagenda

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.
Glad they have this in a sleeveless undershirt, aka a...

Supreme Court So Mean, Won’t Even Let Reckless Domestic Abusers Keep Guns

The Supreme Court decided Monday that people convicted of 'reckless' domestic violence can't own firearms. So long, Freedom!
Oh, it's this asshole again

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Takin’ All The Federal Welfare Monies, Not Giving It To Poor Kids. Huh!

Horrible bile monster and Maine Gov. Paul LePage hates poor people, but keeps getting federal funds intended to help them. What to do, what to do...?

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Did Maine Gov. Paul LePage Steal A Lady’s Dog? We Are Just Asking Questions!

Gov. Paul LePage is even a jerk when he is adopting a dog from a shelter.
Some are born dickish, some achieve dickishness, and others have dickishness thrust upon them.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Like To Be President Trump’s Secretary Of Dickishness

Less than halfway into his second term, Maine Governor Paul LePage is so over governing his lame state full of lazy drug addicts and loser student protesters. In a town hall in Lewiston Wednesday, he told the crowd he...
Well done, Maine Lege!

Maine Legislature Tells Gov. Paul LePage To F*ck Himself Right In The Ear

A nice-time update, at least insofar as anything involving opioid overdoses can be considered "nice": On Friday, the Maine Legislature voted overwhelmingly to override Gov. Paul LePage's veto of a bill to allow pharmacists to dispense the anti-overdose drug...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Flees University Building Dedication In Epic Snit

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, not a man given to patience, reason, or indeed any known habits of civilized humans, abruptly stormed out of a dedication ceremony at the University of Maine at Farmington Tuesday after noticing two (2) students...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Explains Death Is Most Effective Overdose Treatment

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, a man with a three-page entry in the book 1000 Reasons Space Aliens Should Vaporize Earth, Just To Be Sure, vetoed a bill Wednesday that would have allowed pharmacists to dispense the anti-overdose drug naloxone...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Teach Democrats Lesson By Refusing To Swear Any Of Them In

Let's say you've just won a special election for a seat in your state senate. Let's also say that although the governor of your state is from the other political party, he has already scheduled your swearing-in ceremony for...

Servers Tell Boss To Take Her Crap Anti-Minimum-Wage Op-Ed And Shove It

Oh hey, it's a Maine story (about the minimum wage, no less) that doesn't directly involve Gov. Paul LePage! Five servers at a restaurant in Portland called Five Fifty-FiveĀ have quit in one hell of a mic drop, giving their notice...

Idiot Gov. Paul LePage Doesn’t Want Refugees Spreading The ‘Ziki Fly’ All Over Maine

Everyone hates Maine Gov. Paul LePage. Literally everyone on the planet. There are as-yet undiscovered tribes living in the deepest parts of the Amazon, and the first thing they're going to say when some intrepid anthropologist first makes contact...