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Obama Wins Maine, Steals Bill Clinton’s Grammy

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Barack Obama beat Hillary Clinton 59%-40% in Maine, which puts him maybe in the lead or tied or behind Hillary Clinton in whatever sort of delegates you like to talk about. More important than these five victories in a row — did you forget the U.S. Virgin Islands? — was Obama’s victory in the crucial “spoken word performance” category of the Grammy Awards, which apparently happened tonight. Obama’s passionate reading of “My Book Called Hope” beat Bill Clinton breathily reading a list of his presidential pardons. [NY Times]


Weekend Elections: Kansas, Nebraska, Louisiana & Other Such Places

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Uhm, okay, we'll take 'DIE'Ha ha, did you think there might be a single weekend off after the deeply unsatisfying Super Tuesday Spectacle? Saturday features five more contests, including caucuses in Kansas, Nebraska and Washington state, a full primary election in Louisiana, some kind of “pretend to vote” conference in the U.S. Virgin Islands, and finally a Sunday caucus for the Maine Democrats. We’ll have weekend updates as polls close. [TIME/The Page]


Ron Paul Wins… The Maine Caucuses! Potentially!

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Ron Paul’s “Maine Strategy,” previously unmentioned by the Main Stream Media because they hate happiness, is finally kicking into gear. Ron Paul has waited, and now will win both nominations — because he just might win the Maine caucuses this weekend. MORE »


Dems To Beg Gordon Smith and Susan Collins To Switch Sides

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Trust no one. - WonketteIn the Department of Stuff That Might Be True, we go to Wayne Madsen and his occasionally semi-accurate unsourced website. Madsen says the new Senate Majority Leadership will try to convert moderate Republican Susan Collins and Oregon rebel GOP’er Gordon Smith should Tim Johnson be unable to continue as senator. MORE »


Traffic, War on Terror Impeded by Moderate Senator

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Trouble in Maine! A seven-car interstate accident injures five, causes thousands of dollars in damage — but the cops won’t say who caused it! MORE »


A Halloween Story

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Boo! - WonketteRemember the lawyer up in Maine who busted out the George W. Bush drunk-driving arrest records right before the 2000 election? Well, he was arrested today for standing on the side of the highway dressed in a rubber Bin Laden mask, waving a plastic gun and a sign promoting a Taxpayer Bill of Rights on next week’s ballot. UPDATE: You know, because if Osama is campaigning for something on your local ballot, chances are it’s not that great for Americans. MORE »