Here’s something that should cheer up the Paultards: while President Obama may continue destroying the Constitution, it could be worse — Iran’s government actually plans on turning off the Internet. As you may recall, this is the Paultards’ worst fear. According to Iranian news outlets, the government may block private access to the Internet during the nation’s legislative elections on May 14. They are worried that political parties could abuse it to spread “news information,” a recent evolution from the Internet’s original purpose, showing pictures of naked ladies. MORE »

Americans in the Greater Brackish Waters Of The Chesapeake/Potomac Region have joined many other states in throwing their collective panties at Barry Hussein! With Obamamentum gaining speed, the left needs to ask itself what it always asks itself when it comes time to make important decisions: “What do filthy foreigners think about this?” Fortunately, the aforementioned Foreigns are willing to talk about it, at great length, on the Internet! Also, is Barack Obama secretly Iranian, too? MORE »

George Bush and Tony Blair? Meh. The hot, new world leader-BFFs are A’jad and Chavez, those two crazy and totally-not-gay kids! The dynamic duo bonded over their shared hatred of the U.S. this weekend which, luckily for them, was held in Saudi Arabia because there are no gays in Iran. And what did they do in sunny Riyadh besides compare penis sizes?

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Did you know the whole Iran-White House thing is a big scam because both Bush and Ahmadinejad answer to the same boss, Satan? Well it could be true, as proven by this Conspiracy Planet photo comparison showing both unloved presidents doing the HAIL SATAN gesture. We’ve often posted pictures of Bush Junior worshiping his father in hell, but this is the first time we’ve seen Iranian McBeardy guy rocking the Heavy Metal Hands — and check him out, all double-barreled and whatnot. MORE »

OMFG the nerve of that sonofabitch! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants to see the World Trade Center “Ground Zero” site in NYC! [WCBS/Fark]

ABC presented an exclusive Diane Sawyer interview with Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad this morning, in which he skilfully dodged every question while still giving answers with more substance than the last dozen Bush interviews. MORE »

At right, Iraqi President Jalal Talabani his Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demonstrate why America hates the latter and has given up on the former. MORE »

Well, that didn’t take long. Fox News viewers have heard about that nice letter from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and they are not buying his terrorist lies! Whew. MORE »

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants you to know he cares! America’s favorite Pen Pal sent a great new letter to all of us, but it’s pretty long and complicated and Americans are just barely literate, so as a Public Service we’ve collected the highlights: MORE »

Some time in the last two hours (we checked it during the press conference and it was fine), mysterious, incredibly dorky hackers “defaced” the personal blog of Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. After the embarrassingly nerdy credits and logo, there’s some text in what may be Farsi (but then, fuck do we know?).

Early reports indicate that the Ned Lamont campaign is almost definitely behind this.

In case anyone wants to take a crack at translating, the geeky (but clearly freedom-loving) losers’ message is reprinted after the jump.

Update: A translation, from a reader, indicates that the hackers have hacked not out of protest, but rather to leave an encouraging comment. It’s a big love-in (they “would like to thank you on behalf of all of Iran’s hackers”). Say what you will about Ahmadinejad, but the guy’s getting better at PR every damn day. The translated message is after the jump.

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Today: the wacky leader of Iran called for, uh, a debate against George W. Bush. A “direct television debate,” which would presumably be moderated by Tim Russert and his non-union Iranian equivalent. Sort of an international diplomacy Crossfire. MORE »