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Posts Tagged ‘maggie gyllenhaal’

GAWKER

Paris Hilton Ends Bid For Presidency!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Wonkette’s “Polaroid Liz” Glover is up at New York City’s Fashion Week, with all the famous Movie Stars and popular musicians and various other hobos! Aside from looking at all the pretty new clothes, Liz harassed these celebrities about their presidential endorsements. Nicky Hilton is oblivious to everything, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a mute, and Pharrell Williams wants to know what Liz thinks. Clearly none of them know that there’s an election this year, because celebrities aren’t very smart.


CRIME

CNN Headlines Bring Miraculous News

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

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If dead rappers can shoot guns, surely they can give press conferences on behalf of embattled political figures. Paging Tupac — Cynthia McKinney needs you! MORE »