magazine covers

FLOTUS FILES  11:00 am December 19, 2012

Michelle Obama Becomes Transsexual Magazine Star, As Mayans Probably Predicted

by Blair Burke

You are of course familiar with Candy magazine, America’s first and most beloved “transversal style” periodical. (Not to be confused with Candy magazine, the magazine dedicated to Filipino youth.) Previous Candy covers have featured James Franco and Chloe Sevigny in drag because hey, why not? Those people are super boring, though, compared to this month, [...]

FLOTUS FILES  10:33 am August 31, 2012

Michelle Obama Does Topless Magazine Cover For Filthy Europeans

by Blair Burke

Here is the great news for those of us who have longed for some FLOTUS in our lives these past few days: Michelle Obama is involved in another scandal again, and surprise surprise, it involves Spain and France and being an African and, oh wait, NUDITY. And once our nation’s bucket hat-wearing slobs and zombie [...]

BOYCOTT IMAGE SOFTWARE!  12:22 pm January 28, 2011

New Time Magazine Obama-Reagan Cover Is Racist Against Conservatives

by Jack Stuef

Hey, did you hear Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday is next month? Of course you didn’t. You’ve been too busy fasting and praying to Ronald Reagan because OF COURSE HIS BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH. So how would Ronald Reagan like Time magazine to celebrate this occasion of the utmost cosmic importance? “Do you think he would [...]

THE CRYING GAME  12:27 am November 22, 2010

Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Understand Why John Boehner Cries So Much

by Jack Stuef

Nancy Pelosi did an interview with Sunday’s The New York Times Magazine in which she let America know that she was not put on the cover of a different, money-hemorrhaging magazine (Time) when she became House speaker. But John Boehner was on the front of that magazine recently, promoting his new role as the star [...]

FUNNY PICTURES  1:53 pm November 4, 2010

One of These Two Images Is John Boehner On the Cover of Time Magazine

by Jack Stuef

But which one? [Politico]

TODAY IN JOURNALISM  12:46 pm April 15, 2010

Newsweek Forgets To Put Image Of Captain America Fighting Commies On Patriotic Cover

by Jim Newell

Don’t worry about your taxes, America! The Newsweek claims we are “back,” as in “who got lotsa money, we the Americas do, fap fap.” Attend the most exquisite restaurants and order only the choicest hares, tonight! Bathe in condor blood filtered through gold doubloons! BOOM! [Barry Ritholz]


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