Tag: magazine covers

Michelle Obama Becomes Transsexual Magazine Star, As Mayans Probably Predicted

You are of course familiar with Candy magazine, America's first and most beloved "transversal style" periodical. (Not to be confused with Candy magazine, the magazine dedicated to Filipino youth.) Previous Candy covers have featured James Franco and Chloe Sevigny...

Michelle Obama Does Topless Magazine Cover For Filthy Europeans

Here is the great news for those of us who have longed for some FLOTUS in our lives these past few days: Michelle Obama is involved in another scandal again, and surprise surprise, it involves Spain and France and...

New Time Magazine Obama-Reagan Cover Is Racist Against Conservatives

Hey, did you hear Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday is next month? Of course you didn't. You've been too busy fasting and praying to Ronald Reagan because OF COURSE HIS BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH. So how would Ronald Reagan like...

Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Understand Why John Boehner Cries So Much

Nancy Pelosi did an interview with Sunday's The New York Times Magazine in which she let America know that she was not put on the cover of a different, money-hemorrhaging magazine (Time) when she became House speaker. But John...

Newsweek Forgets To Put Image Of Captain America Fighting Commies On Patriotic Cover

Don't worry about your taxes, America! The Newsweek claims we are "back," as in "who got lotsa money, we the Americas do, fap fap." Attend the most exquisite restaurants and order only the choicest hares, tonight! Bathe in condor...