Tag: mafia

Really a surprising number of pics of ponies reading the paper...all from one episode, sure...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 2, 2016

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Always good advice for dealing with this guy

Donald Trump Thinks The Mafia Is Libeling That Nice, Safe, Healthy Asbestos. This Is A True Story.

You know what else isn't dangerous? Heroin. Try some today!
The way we were.

Ted Cruz Just Wondering How Many Horse Heads Donald Trump Deducts On His Taxes

Oh what fun we are having, now that we have reached the point in the primary where Mitt Romney wants to dig into everybody else's tax returns. If you'll remember, last week, Romney, who really really REALLY didn't want...
Time to retire, old man.

What Really Happened To Harry Reid? The Wingnut Theories Might Not Surprise You!

A friend of mine was in Las Vegas a week or two ago. He talked to a number of people there about Reid’s accident, and didn’t find anyone who believed the elastic exercise band story. The common assumption was...
Why would anyone doubt this man?

Alex Jones Explains How Net Neutrality Is Hitler

Now that the right has decided Net Neutrality is evil, because Barack Obama likes the idea of keeping the Internet free and open, it's pretty much become a game of one-upmanship. First, Ted Cruz said that Net Neutrality was Obamacare,...

Pope Francis Just Kicked The Entire Mafia Straight Out The Catholic Church

So last year we asked the not-new-anymore Pope to cool it on the whole Mafia-bashing, mostly because we don't want them to put a hit out on Francis. He hasn't gotten rid of nearly enough creepy John Paul II...

Al Sharpton Denies He Was Ever A Matinee Hero Mob Informant For The FBI

Yesterday, The Smoking Gun published a ninety-zillion word story on Al Sharpton's time as an FBI informant who spent several years helping the bureau -- oh, sorry, The Bureau -- get leads on Mafia figures in the Genovese crime...

Hey New Pope, Maybe You Could Ssshhhhhh About The Mafia, Thanks

Dear New Pope, Francis 1, aka "Hey, it's me, the Pope!": We at Wonket are just about your biggest fans, with the "next John XXIII" stuff, and the not hating gays as much as usual, and the defrocking of...

Meet Terrifying Pennsylvania GOP Crime Family ‘The Orie Sisters’

Hey, The Wire, would you like to come back on the television set, but ran out of every kind of scumbag hero society could possibly hold? Have you met Allegheny County's the Orie sisters, who are all either on...

Bank of America Exec Whispers To Rick Perry: ‘We’ll Help You Out’ (VIDEO)

Criminal mortgage-fraud syndicate Bank of America announced today that it's laying off another 10,000 workers. Also, BofA has been caught employing a military contractor to conduct "cyber war" against business journalists reporting on Bank of America's constant crimes. What...

Blagojevich & Sam Zell’s Comical Wrigley Field Crime Caper

Rod Blagojevich, you are a hero -- you are still giving to us, in the form of comic material, months after you've been removed from the Illinois governor's office. (Not that you ever actually went to the Illinois governor's...

Bush Pardons Real-Estate Criminal Whose Dad Donated $28,500 To Republican Party

Nothing says "Christmas" like pardoning a bunch of terrible criminals -- it's like the original, fun, pre-Jesus Christmas, which the Romans called Saturnalia, in honor of beleaguered General Motors' "different kind of car company," Saturn. Back then, the Midwinter...

Mob Leaders Discussed Whacking 9/11

Rudy Giuliani Loves, Hates & Is The Mafia