Hey, did you guys know there’s an election day in like, a week or two or something? No, Iowa has not been moved up again. It’s the 2007 elections, stupid! And even if you’ve forgotten them, Osama and his bug-eyed wallaby friends sure haven’t. Pennsylvania electoral officials are the only decent patriots to recognize this imminent, dare we say CODE RED, threat and are taking the only appropriate precaution: Not publicizing the locations of polls. Because of terrorism. Good luck sabotaging the Philadelphia mayoral election now, Islamo-Suckshits. MORE »