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EWW! COOTIES!  3:09 pm April 25, 2011

Bryan Fischer Opines On Lady Gaga, Admits He May Be Turning Into a Gay

by Jack Stuef

The 2012 Republican presidential field’s favorite Jesus-band radio host, the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, routinely professes to the world how disgusting gay people are, just in case people forgot and briefly thought he may enjoy penises being inserted into his rectum. But this latest column is a bit of a departure. He leads off [...]

THE HOMOSEXUALS!  3:19 pm September 14, 2010

Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist

by Evan Hurst

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, “a new gospel”: All of the world’s lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at a big Jesus party thrown by My Boyfriend Lou Engle. Though he has failed utterly in [...]

LIKE A STURGEON  11:21 am April 8, 2010

Did Mean Old Sarah Palin Steal Michele Bachmann’s Jewelry?

by Ken Layne

So much to report from yesterday’s Bachmann-Palin “Mean Ladies’ Smackdown,” but where do we start? How about with this shocking evidence that clenched-jaw anger bear Sarah Palin was so excited about her costume (Madonna’s mom?) that she swiped all of Michele Bachmann’s tacky necklaces. [Washington Post via Wonkette Operative Patrick E.]

DRINK UP HOPEY  5:09 pm July 17, 2009

Happy Friday From Our Drinking President

by Ken Layne

After eight years of that alky teetotaler George W. Bush, it’s always a delight to see that your president is man enough to have a beer without turning into some raging drunken elder-abusing asshole. Here is Barack Obama just cold slurpin’ a cold one with his powerful baseball-fan friends. On the left, let’s see, that’s [...]

HILLARY CLINTON  3:00 pm December 4, 2007

Hillary Is One of Madonna’s “Girls”

by Megan Carpentier

METRO SECTION  2:43 pm March 15, 2007

Metro Section: Cheese Fetish, Turban Fetish, Tired Attempts at Humor Through Misogyny Fetish

by Ken Layne

GEORGE W. BUSH  12:16 pm July 25, 2006

Gossip Roundup: You Are Too Old and Not Popular Enough

by Lauren Spohrer

WAR   4:32 pm May 12, 2006

To Do: Something for Everyone

by dlat

GEORGE W. BUSH  5:00 pm May 1, 2006

Madonna Urges You To Lick Cheney’s Bald Head

by dlat

CONSPIRACY THEORIES  4:45 pm March 22, 2006

They’d Blame the Gays for Global Warming Too — If Only They Believed In It

by dlat


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