Tag: madison

Minneapolis/St. Paul, We’re Gonna Make It Tonight After All!

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
And for what? For a little loud music. There's more to life than worrying about loud music, you know. Don'tcha know that?

Fargo, North Dakota, It’s A Beautiful Day!

No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Scott Walker Pretty Much Only Republican Willing To Be Seen At Trump’s Coronation

Scott Walker, who dropped his own pursuit of the presidency so others could stop Donald Trump, is now going to support Trump to stop Hillary Clinton. He simply can't stop himself.
Maybe it got a little out of hand

Wisconsin Moms: We’ll Feed Your Kids ‘Jesus Lunches’ Or We’ll Cut A Bitch

a href="://wonkette.com/600514/sundays-with-the-christianists-gods-not-dead-2-could-use-more-electric-boogaloo"A group of Christian moms' little project to meet their kids for lunch and talk Jesus with them has ballooned into a great big Church-n-State hotdish mess at Middleton High School in Madison, Wisconsin, with school authorities trying...
Screencaps of Bernie smiling are a bit difficult to find

Total Joke Bernie Sanders Draws Ten Thousand For Wisconsin Rally, LOL What A Joke

Senator Bernie Sanders had a record crowd at a rally Wednesday in Madison, Wisconsin, drawing nearly 10,000 people to yet another packed event. It's just the latest huge crowd for Sanders, who has been polling surprisingly well against Hillary...

Scott Walker Wished Jewish Friends A Merry Jewish Christmas And An Incendiary New Year

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is definitely giving some serious thought to running for president -- like, more serious thought than Donald Trump, even -- and to do that, he's going to have to prove that he is a...

Scott Walker Clinches Lowest Seed In 2016 Primary Bracket

So... Wisconsin. We here at the Washington Bureau have largely averted our eyes from this particular race until now, preferring instead to ease ourselves into the abstract knowledge that Scott Walker was, in fact, rewarded for his behavior with...

Some Of Scott Walker’s Best Friends Are Women

Hey, ladies of Wisconsin! With the election that decides his political future coming up next week, your feminist hero Gov. Scott Walker has remembered that you're allowed to vote, just in time for him to put one of your kind...

Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)

Republicans in Wisconsin, and those few Democrats who are not criminals, should be feeling extra safe about Election Day this November. That's because some anti-labor irregulars left over from the Wisconsin Union Wars are vowing to protect democracy from the many tax...

Wisconsin Declares War On Cuddling

In a blow to freedom and weirdass trendiness, the Snuggle House, an innovative business in Madison, Wisconsin, where for $60 an hour you could get all therapeutically cuddled with a "professional snuggler," has closed. The innocent cuddle-hos of the...

Madison Partiers Celebrate Their Right To Wonk

YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE. Well, we are finally updatin' atcha with pictures from our Madison, Wisconsin, party, which must have been two months ago now, but after five hard years on the road, we...

Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!

OK, it's your turn, Wonkconsin and Wonkesota! The Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is in your neck of the woods! Tonight, Friday June 14, 6 p.m.: Madison, Wisconsin. (Can someone invite Scott Walker? Or the Tank...

Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest Orgy And World Tour Starts … Well, Almost Now!

And so it begins. Week One of our Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest World Tour starts this coming Wednesday, and mama has yet to get a fucking tuneup, gah. Remember, all parties are free unless'n you want to bring a...

Argue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing Midwest/Southwest June World Tour!

O hai, we are just making this itinerary. We are getting in the car and actually taking a vacation, one that includes paying someone to be us on this here mommyblog while we are gone, so our only responsibilities...