Tag: macomb county

Hero Patriot Literally Shoots Himself In Foot At Michigan Gun Show

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, explained NRA strongman Wayne LaPierre earlier this month, is a good guy with a gun. But what can stop a moron with a gun? The answer is a...

Sexy Politician Stalking Her Opponent and Having Guys Throw Themselves At His Car

Last time we heard from the "sexy politician," as she is known in respectable newspapers, Macomb County Commissioner Carey Torrice was just being hot on the Internet. Now our girl is in trouble! She and her husband have been...

America’s Hottest Politician Has Fantastic Website

Oh look it's Carey Torrice, County Commissioner in Macomb County, Michigan! Some e-mail we just got, completely unrelated, tells us that Macomb County is a bellwether for the state. Important! And Carey Torrice, who recently won TMZ's search for...

Foreclosed Homeowners Don’t Deserve To Vote!

Oh God now it begins: our quadrennial debate about voter fraud versus vote suppression. The head of the Republican Party in Macomb County, Michigan has decided that a wonderful way to protect against "voter fraud" will be to get...