Tag: lynching

Joe’s Crab Shack Very Sorry For Serving Crab Nachos With Side Of Lynchings

Hey, you know what really gets customers in the mood for colorful crab mimosas? Classic, old-timey depictions of festive lynchings! SOUND BUSINESS MODEL, JOE'S CRAB SHACK. Joe's Crab Shack, aka "That Place That Probably Isn't As Gross As Red Lobster,...

Bill Cosby Knows Media Only Calls Him A Rapist Because He’s Black, Also A Rapist

It has come to this. After 50 women -- that's right, five-ohhhhh -- have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault and rape, Team Cosby has decided it is time for a whole new approach to defending The Cos in...
Yeah, those are totally the same.

Oppressed Wingnuts: Please Stop Lynching Us With Gay Rainbow Flag!

The Confederate "Rebel" flag has stood as a symbol, for decades upon decades, of black people being enslaved, oppressed under Jim Crow laws, being LYNCHED simply for who they are. The rainbow gay pride flag is a pretty rainbow...
Haha bros, sorry you dressed up as a gay stereotype and stuff.

Clever Gay-Hating Bigot Children Hang Nooses, Offer To Lynch Gay Kids. For Jesus.

Students at McGuffey High School in Claysville, Pennsylvania -- not far from Pittsburgh, but far enough away that they are in the "Alabama" section of the state -- have had it with having to live in a world where...
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These Real Patriotic Americans Just Want To Hang Obama From A Tree Is All

Everyone knows that it was Jesus who wrote the Constitution, and what better way to exercise your biblical rights to petition your government than to gather half a dozen like-minded 'Mericans outside the White House to have a good...
Poor Lt . Niedermeyer -- fragged by his own men!

Wingnuts So Sad About Rick Perry Lynching. Not So Sad About Actual Lynching.

Indicted War Criminal Rick Perry is expected to be fingerprinted and photographed today, but there was no arrest warrant, and so we will not be treated to the spectacle of Rick Perry in an orange jumpsuit, darn it. Nonetheless,...

Whoops, Looks Like Tennessee Forgot To Stop Racisming

You know what’s wonderful? Living in a post-racial America, where everyone is judged based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin. For example: Tucker Carlson is a dick not because of his race,...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab Bag Of Grotesqueries

Duuuuuudes. Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the (*koff!*) weekly feature where we roll up whatever seeds and stems are left from stories that weren't quite compelling enough to make a full post, but too stoopid to ignore...

Here Is The Sad Tale Of Some Jerk Messing Up Nice Michigan Couple’s Clever Lynched-Obama-Chair Yard Art

Ken and Judy David of Grand Haven Township, Michigan, how do you feel about the "surprise" you got Wednesday morning, when some total jerk messed up your cool and witty Lynched Obama Chair display by adding another chair to...

Texas Patriot Lynches Obama Chair

If lynches were wishes, the president would be white. A nice patriotic fella down in Austin, Texas, has taken to protesting our Kenyan usurper president in the most calm and rational way possible: lynching an empty chair. Via Katherine Haenschen: I...

White Lady Can’t See Why Black ‘Scarecrow’ Hung By Noose Is Racist

A racist nutjob prankster in Brooklyn thought Halloween-tyme would be the perfect occasion to hang a black dummy from a city tree by a noose and hope everyone would pass off a creepy lynching as a spooky "scarecrow," for...

Missouri Man Displays Festive Lynched Black and KKK Ghost In Yard

Happy Halloween, America! So what are you going to come as to our blog costume party next week (which is back ON), Wonketteers? The lynched figure wearing a white yokel's old work clothes or the giant KKK salt shaker?...

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