Here he is, your favorite evangelical former Arkansas governor and failed GOP candidate Mike Huckabee, cracking up the NRA folks with the old “Hey the colored boy is a-scared of your rifles” line. Ha ha ha! [Bill O’Reilly Is Latest Moron To Use ‘Lynch’ Metaphor While Discussing Famous Black Person
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly usually filters out all controversial statements from his daily broadcasts, and that’s why he’s America’s favorite teevee personality. But Michelle Obama’s jihadist admission of vitriolic hatred for America yesterday may have finally pushed the stoic O’Reilly over the edge and into the World’s Worst Metaphor: “I don’t want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there’s evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels.” MORE »
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly usually filters out all controversial statements from his daily broadcasts, and that’s why he’s America’s favorite teevee personality. But Michelle Obama’s jihadist admission of vitriolic hatred for America yesterday may have finally pushed the stoic O’Reilly over the edge and into the World’s Worst Metaphor: “I don’t want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there’s evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels.” MORE »
Hang ‘Em High
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
* “So, Chairman Gray, please conduct hearings on the $81M increase in education funding. But remember that your reckless vote to spend $611,000,000.00 on a playground looms large over everything you say and everything you do.” [why.i.hate.dc]
* Yeah, it was probably the British. [DCist]
* “What medical advice would you give to our loyal readers who subsist primarily on cheap beer, wear ridiculously tight pants, listen to loud music, and partake in the occasional illicit substance?” [Brightest Young Things]
* FOX casts Scalia as somebody less boring. [Below the Beltway]
* “Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on the wall in your office, home, or dorm!” [BoingBoing]
* “So, Chairman Gray, please conduct hearings on the $81M increase in education funding. But remember that your reckless vote to spend $611,000,000.00 on a playground looms large over everything you say and everything you do.” [why.i.hate.dc]
* Yeah, it was probably the British. [DCist]
* “What medical advice would you give to our loyal readers who subsist primarily on cheap beer, wear ridiculously tight pants, listen to loud music, and partake in the occasional illicit substance?” [Brightest Young Things]
* FOX casts Scalia as somebody less boring. [Below the Beltway]
* “Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on the wall in your office, home, or dorm!” [BoingBoing]