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Tag: lunatics

Why would anyone doubt this man?

Alex Jones Is Advising Trump On How Hillary Clinton Will Use Chemtrails To Steal The Election

Either that or fluoride, and Bohemian Grove is probably involved somehow. And cyborgs.

Ooh! Wanna Send Your Teens To Arranged Marriage Camp With Some Quiverfull Duggar Types?

Quiverfull patriarch Vaughn Ohlman presents a thrilling three day retreat where you can pick out a spouse for your teenage kid!
Your cancer is in another castle!

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Your Week In New Age Quack-Quack Woo

Greetings, pals! I see you've returned for another edition of the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round-up of the worst -- just the absolute worst -- in poppycock to promulgate throughout this vast interweb of ours. Let's waste no...

Cussy PA Police Chief Calls For Armed March On Tyrants, ‘Cleansing’ Country Of Libtards, In Unsuccessful Bid To Write For Wonkette

It is too bad Wonket does not allow comments, because if it did, surely Gilberton, Pennsylvania, Police Chief Mark Kessler would make the cut! He could come and tell us how we worthly wonket scum take it up the...

Congratulations, Iowa Womyn! You May Already Be A Murderer!

You were once just two little cells, floating around in goo inside some disgusting lady who probably just had sex. But even back then you were still a complete human being, according to state representative Tom Shaw, one of...

Yes, Victoria Jackson, You Are A Racist

Um, good one, Victoria Jackson? Let's see what else is on Miss Jackson If You're Nasty's TWITTER OF MADNESSSSSS, yes? OK cool.

Wingnuts Furious About … Fox News Going Liberal

What are America's old white racist exurban cretins on Medicare and Social Security upset about today? Oh, the usual: Obama, liberals, gays, sex, black people, youth, hippies, the poor, the rich, Mexicans, "the hip hop," Iran, exercise, unemployment, unemployment...

Power-Crazed Twerp Bloomberg: ‘I Have My Own Army’

Sociopathic kleptocrat billionaire Micheal Bloomberg came back from his castle on Bermuda to announce that buying three terms as New York's mayor is the bestest present he could buy someone as awesome as himself, because he has "the seventh...

Comatose Dick Cheney Had Lengthy Dream That He Was Caligula

Sometimes there is a Cracker Jack™-style surprise waiting at the very bottom of another inane New York Times feature about the lifestyles and murderous rampages of America's political leaders. And your beloved former Wonkette editor Jim Newell found just...

Beloved Nevada Dingbat Sharron Angle Running For Congress!!!

It's not all bad news (or good news) today! Crazy second-amendment-remedy granny Sharron Angle has a new YouTube posted on the YouTube! And that is simply ... weird? Comforting? Baffling? Let's go with "comforting," because when radiation rains down...

Joe Miller’s Alaska Militia Friend Jailed For Trying To Murder Judges

Scruffy-cheeked Ivy League teabagger Joe Miller lost his crazed bid to become a senator last year, but the sore loser still thinks he's got a place in politics. But will his ambitions survive his friendship with a 26-year-old white...

Orange County Nazis Threaten To Kill Jerry Brown

Southern California Nazis or whatever have painted graffiti in the Orange County town of Santa Ana informing new (again) Governor Jerry Brown that they will kill him next month. One message says "We're gonna kill Gov. Brown 2/14/11" and...

America Acts Shocked As Nut Murders 6, Injures 12 Including U.S. Rep

Almost everything of morbid interest about today's mass shooting in Tuscon can be found in our previous post. The latest version of the news is this: Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, a popular Democrat representing Arizona's liberal refuge of Tuscon, was...

Screeching Lunatic Running For Office Somewhere

Oh jesus fucking christ, they're just doing this to get on Wonkette now. UPDATE: Haha, now this is a "private" video. Luckily, we've got another copy.

Drunken Muslim-Hating Wingnut Creep-Child Stabs Cabbie

Wingnut anti-Muslim hysteria finally turned violent in New York this week, when a psychopathic rat-eyed 21-year-old blob obsessed with American soldiers and burning with insane hatred for American Muslims repeatedly stabbed a Manhattan taxi driver in the throat with...

Harry Reid Taunts Black-Hating Sharron Angle With New Campaign Fashions

Nevada scribe Sharron Angle believes that the color black is satanic! Or at least she used to, before her campaign advisers started telling her to appear more "tolerant." Senator Harry Reid also is satanic, which is why he's making...