A couple of years ago, Michele Bachmann was the most pro-government pro-president American Patriot in American History, because her beloved George W. Bush was the president, and she loved to stick her tongue right down his throat, and he bombed Arabs like every day, which was awesome. MORE »

There is a crazy bald dude on CNBC, and he is going super-double crazy. And here, introducing this CNBC clip of insanity, is a guy in California who is … driving and doing a YouTube video at the same time, about how Californians will soon be sent to Concentration Camps. So, pack a suitcase and drive around! Let’s see some more of this wacky CNBC weirdo, Jeff Macke. MORE »

This woman, again! Paranoid imbecile and Minnesota baby-farmer Michele Bachmann has done the following things since we last wrote about her, probably a few days ago: She opposes foreclosure relief, even though her poor dumb district is, obviously, the hardest-hit part of Minnesota. Way to teach your constituents to buck up and get ready for armed revolt against the blacks, Michele! And, even better, she told some wingnut radio host over the weekend that all of America’s children — and many of them are also Michele’s children — will be forced into negroid re-education camps, exactly like Mao did to earlier generations, somewhere. You must listen to this. MORE »

Whoa hey how’d the Entire News Media miss this one? Especially considering the main things we all jabber about, these days, are stock prices and whatever Jon Stewart said about Jim Cramer …. Anyway, get out your duct tape because a certified American Nazi was building a “dirty bomb” which he apparently planned to explode at Obama’s Inauguration. All the radioactive and bomb-making shit was in his house — you know, the one with the Nazi Flag, in Maine — and his plans were moving along just fine until his wife shot the motherfucker dead, the end? MORE »

This is not the story we want to be repeating for the next eight years: Some 64-year-old nut in a pickup truck attempted to make a “delivery” to Barack Obama, the president, by driving up to the U.S. Capitol with a rifle and ammo. The good news is the suspect is 64 years old, which suggests these people may be at the end of their natural life span. UPDATE: Oh wait, is this guy actually a black man, doing some kind of protest, like he maybe did during the Jena Six craziness? [WTOP]

We don’t know how to adequately explain the footage here. Unlicensed craftsman Samuel Wurzelbacher, who is also known as “Joe the Plumber,” is doing commercials for some cheap-ass electronics online scam store, in which he both stresses the importance of and promises to offer personal instructions for setting up an analog-to-digital teevee converter that the olds and the hobbits will all have to purchase before February 2009, or else they’ll miss new episodes of their favorite program, Numb3rs. MORE »

Here is angry, crazy Bill O’Reilly, back when he had hair. OMFG he is so mad about the teleprompter. Those of you who are still upset about the existence of Bill O’Reilly will surely enjoy this video clip, which has already been removed by YouTube but which has been rescued by our friends at Gawker.

Florida, you are so much more than your crime shows featuring red-headed heros such as David Caruso and that guy from Six Feet Under. You are a nation of alligators, Cubans, ancient Giuliani supporters, and gun-toting lunatics — and now you are encouraged to show up at your place of employment armed to the gills. Your legislature makes it so! MORE »

According to deep background sources (our commenter “Serolf Divad”), the printing-press laborer who wrote that terrific op-ed about Obama being a Muslim Fundamentalist who will piss on the graves of Ground Zero might really be NYT star Bill Kristol. Think about it.

McCain is giving a speech! Let’s talk about it. He is going to give us a thousand-year war in Iraq. He is a lunatic. “We had just one strategy, to you what I believe.” The funny thing is he believes absolutely nothing. Nothing! A mailbox believes more things. MORE »

A brave group of wingnuts is demanding that George W. Bush nuke all the brown folk and become Dictator of the World. Why? We don’t know, something about how democracy is sort of a pain when all you want to do is nuke the fucking Moslems so Emperor Jesus can return as written in the popular “Left Behind” comic books. Anyway, some local dingbat right-wing “think tank” posted some insane bullshit about how Bush is so hated by everybody that he must become dictator by nuking Iraq as the obvious first part of the bold plan to “empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans.” MORE »