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Birther Who Described Orly Taitz’s Sex Parts Sells Nude Painting of Her

In an effort to keep yourself from vomiting, you should probably close your eyes as you read this post. Birther Lucas Smith, who was last seen in an affidavit claiming Orly Taitz asked him to perjure himself and also recounting another birther guy’s claims about the narrowness and viscosity of her womanly passages when she was having an extramarital affair with him, has painted and sold a nude portrait entitled “Orly Taitz and her Exhibits,” a seminal work for one lucky eBayer’s seminal fluid. Oh, are you still not vomiting? Let us repeat a sentence from that affidavit: “Orly’s better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I’ve ever met: you name it, hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.” There you are. Read more on Birther Who Described Orly Taitz’s Sex Parts Sells Nude Painting of Her…
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Here’s Some Great News About Orly Taitz!

Here’s a super hot sex story from an affadavit that this one birther, Lucas Smith, filed in a Birther lawsuit, in which he claims that Orly Taitz asked him to perjure himself. Lucas also tells us about Orly’s affair with some other birther, though, which we thought we’d pass along, to ruin your day. [TPM] Read more on Here’s Some Great News About Orly Taitz!…