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Thursday, May 1st, 2008

OH YEAH IT’S ALSO ‘LAW DAY’: What, there’s another made-up anti-May Day holiday today? Would you like to read something sad & hilarious? Here’s Bush’s “Law Day Proclamation” for May 1, 2008. [White House]


Happy May Day & Loyalty Day, Commies/Fascists!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

I spy a May QueenAre you feeling extra hippieish today, hippies? Maybe a little more communal, communists? That’s because it’s May Day, the main drunken pagan sex holiday of the first week of May. In fact, today used to be America’s Labor Day, until right-wing bloggers of the Soviet era found out it was actually a commie holiday built around the commie traditions of a) abortion and b) colorful paper streamers. And then the evil “May Day” was patriotically converted into “Loyalty Day” … but did anybody tell the Mexicans? MORE »


Happy Loyalty Day, Nuestros Amigos

Monday, May 1st, 2006

loyalty%20day.jpgThis is not an immigration protest; it only looks like one. MORE »