Last time we checked in on notorious idiot wingnut Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, she was almost losing her safe House seat after proposing Witch Trials for every Democratic member of Congress, because of socialism. She squeaked by, though, and thank God, because she’s funny. With the SOCIALISM WITCH TRIAL SCANDAL finally out of the way, she’s speaking freely again. MORE »

Media Person: Hillary Clinton, let’s talk about your husband, the powerful Bill Clinton, and his virulent racis–
Hillary Clinton: [COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK SPEW COUGH] I’m better. What’s up?
Media Person: Yes. Your husband, how big of a racis–
Hillary Clinton: [COUGHY COUGHY COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH SPEW DEATH COUGH IGNORE IGNORE COUGH COUGH] Gotta run.
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