Rod Stewart turns out to be quite the mensch.
How Not To Comport Yourself At Auschwitz.
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.
Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.
Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
The NCAA has pulled championship games out of North Carolina, citing the state's godawful and discriminatory HB2 law. UNFAIR!
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.
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