Tag: louisiana

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Ain’t Goin’ To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable ‘LAMB’

Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!
#MAGA?

Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!

Cops Who Shot Alton Sterling Won’t Face Justice. And The Cops Who Shot Stephon Clark…?

Justice denied is just plain justice denied.

Compassionate Republicans Horrified At Cruel Dems For Killing CHIP

Oh, look! Republicans suddenly care about CHIP funding!

Hero Louisiana Cop Protects Public From Mouthy Middle School Teacher Who Wants Decent Pay

'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'

I Am An Italian-American And I Think Columbus Day Is Garbage

Does the National Italian-American Foundation really think we can't do better than a genocidal maniac? I say we can!

Rod Stewart Makes Up For ‘Downtown Train,’ Sends Disabled Kids To DC

Rod Stewart turns out to be quite the mensch.

Louisiana Republican Fails Auschwitz 101: Never Record Political Videos In A Gas Chamber

How Not To Comport Yourself At Auschwitz.
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.

New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing!

There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.

New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About It, As You’d Expect!

Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.

Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!

Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!