Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
The NCAA has pulled championship games out of North Carolina, citing the state's godawful and discriminatory HB2 law. UNFAIR!
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Long, the suspect in the killings of three Louisiana cops, believed the law didn't apply to him, because 'freedom.'
David Duke is planning a run for Congress against Steve Scalise, the House Majority Whip, because it's that kind of election year.
Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little.
Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.
It appears Baton Rouge, Louisiana, may be something less than a paradise of racial harmony.
Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
Wonkette is strangely in love with this tough-talking but oddly compassionate Louisiana cop. We're not sure he's really cut out to serve in Congress, but that's never stopped any candidate before.