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Nice Knowing Y’all, Louie Gohmert Says God’s Gonna Smite Us Now

Well, America, it's been a nice run, but it's all done now, you realize, because the Supreme Court did Gay 9/11 all over us today. And who knows that better than Texas Congress-ballbearing Louie Gohmert, who had dire warnings...
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Louie Gohmert Teases 2016 Run Then Quickly Pulls Out, Leaving Us Lonely And Unsatisfied

For a brief moment yesterday, yr Wonkette knew in our blackened heart a moment of the purest, most unfettered joy such as we had never felt before. Purer than when we got that Atari 2600 we wanted for Hanukkah...
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Louie Gohmert Takes His Crucifixion Porn Fetish To The Floor Of The House

Up top is Texas toadstool Louie Gohmert on the House floor a little while ago, giving one of those speeches that reminds us all he is democracy’s greatest orator since Cicero. What important topic could the toadstool be expounding...

Rachel Maddow Brings You Louie Gohmert’s Asparagus, John McCain’s Peener Joke, And Anarchy in the Ukraine

So this was kind of surreal: Rachel Maddow tossed together three mostly-unrelated clips with the excuse of illustrating "three stages of political conflict that fall short of an actual war." As analysis, it's a bit superficial, at best, but...

House Nutball Caucus Files Articles Of Impeachment On Eric Holder, Elliot Richardson Still Dead

This has been a fun couple of days, what with watching the Cephalopod caucus in Congress run shrieking from the Affordable Care Act and dulling the pain by driving nails through our testicles and all. So you’ll forgive us...

Louis Gohmert Claims ‘FIRST’ In World Comment Thread On Colorado Shootings

In the always-crowded race to become the first public figure to say something incredibly douchey immediately after a tragedy, it would appear that bragging rights go to Rep. Louis Gohmert, (R-TX), who, asked about the shootings in an interview...

Louis Gohmert Travels Alllll Around The World To Hug Muslims, He Does

Now we wouldn't want to let Michele Bachmann's various House conspirators get off the hook for this "Muslim terrorists infiltrating the government because they are Muslim" summer-of-a-reelection-year stunt, would we? Here's the dumbest person in the Western Hemisphere, Rep....

Louis Gohmert Will Take Away Your Vote, To Save Democracy!

Insane -- INSANE -- Texas Rep. Louis Gohmert has a winning electoral strategy for Republicans concerned about their FREEDOMS: "Ever since the safeguard of State legislatures electing U.S. Senators was removed by the 17th Amendment in 1913, there has...