Yesterday, Gawker-loving traitor Jim Newell asked the cogent question “Why did Obama ask Allah to shoot bolts of lightning at soldiers’ graves?” Now, obviously our president didn’t specifically ask the Muslin deity to desecrate our fallen heroes’ final resting place. No, it was more of a tit-for-tat thing: so long as Allah’s enforcers ensured that [...]
WHEN WILL RAND PAUL DENOUNCE & CONDEMN HIS BEST MUSLIM FRIENDS LOUIS FARRAKHAN AND ‘BANDAR BUSH’? “Asked what reason the Paul camp gave for canceling, [Meet The Press executive producer Betsy] Fischer says the Meet crew was told ‘that he’s had a long week, he’s tired, and he’s very sorry and he needs to cancel’ [...]
HILARITY: Would-be teabaggers and and other easily duped dingbats are proudly emailing each other wonderful pictures of a million teabaggers crowding the National Mall, but these pictures are actually from the Million Man March of 1997, an event attended by, ahem, colored people.
The batshit crazy Washington Times published a hilarious column from creepy actor Jon Voight yesterday, and we missed it, because who reads the fucking Moonie Times, right? Fortunately a tipster has sent us the article and good freaking lord: “The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, [...]
