Tag: louie gohmert
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
So little time, so much stupid!
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!
Republicans are SO SCARED of doing town halls. Gabby Giffords ain't scared. Also this is your open thread!
Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Louie Gohmert knows Jesus would NOT make fun of Hillary Clinton. Don't you want to be like Jesus?
But what about THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS???
Laura Ingraham can't wait to poop her pants. Don't you want to sit next to her?
Apparently he does not realize that ladies' restrooms have stalls. And that they don't have urinals.
Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!
Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert doesn't have an erection right now. (Unless he does.) But Louie Gohmert gets boners sometimes, and he knows sometimes there need to be laws, to protect people from his boners. He explained this to...
Know what's super? How the Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed TWO bills on Tuesday, both of which were very Nice-Nice and all 'bout gettin' some girls all up in science's grill. That's a good thing, yeah? Because everybody knows far...
Presidential candidates aren't the only thing Texas is going to play Hold 'Em with on Super Tuesday, as there is also GOHMERS! Texas Congresscritter Louis Bumblescrunch Gohmert IV (R-Some Shithole) is under attack in his own backyard! No, not from...
In Texas, every schoolboy learns, apparently, that he can say anything, no matter how crazy it sounds, so long as he's just askin' what everyone's a-thinkin', is all. Don't you dare accuse Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of saying President Obama is a...
Hooray, the Values Voter Summit started Friday morning in Washington ... and you're late! Haha, just kidding, it's never too late to go to a sausage party full of sad, closeted dicks. We woulda been ALL OVER THIS SHIT...