Tag: louie gohmert

GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac

Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: I Do Not Understand The Sarcasim Of This Article

So little time, so much stupid!

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

Mike Pence Defends Trump’s ‘Obama Wire Tapp’ Lie By HEY LOOK! SQUIRREL!

Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!

Gabby Giffords Tells Crybaby GOP Congressdicks To Grow A Pair

Republicans are SO SCARED of doing town halls. Gabby Giffords ain't scared. Also this is your open thread!

Louie Gohmert Officially Biggest Pussy In Congress

Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Louie Gohmert Says It’s Not Christ-like To Make Fun Of ‘Special Needs’ Folks Like Hillary Clinton

Louie Gohmert knows Jesus would NOT make fun of Hillary Clinton. Don't you want to be like Jesus?

GOP Convention Guests Get To Potty Next To ALL The Trans Folk In Cleveland, Yippee!

But what about THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS???
She's sassy!

Fox News’s Laura Ingraham Has Diaper Fantasies, And They Are Disgusting

Laura Ingraham can't wait to poop her pants. Don't you want to sit next to her?

Apparently Not Dead Dr. Dobson Wishes Some Real Men Would Shoot The Transgenders

Apparently he does not realize that ladies' restrooms have stalls. And that they don't have urinals.

Louie Gohmert Pretty Sure Space-Queers Wouldn’t Be Very Good At Saving Humanity

Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!

Louie Gohmert Would Have Gotten A Stiffie And Here’s Why

Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert doesn't have an erection right now. (Unless he does.) But Louie Gohmert gets boners sometimes, and he knows sometimes there need to be laws, to protect people from his boners. He explained this to...
Idea hat.

Louie Gohmert Knows Dr. King Did Not Die So Scientists Could Have A Bunch Of Vaginas

Know what's super? How the Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed TWO bills on Tuesday, both of which were very Nice-Nice and all 'bout gettin' some girls all up in science's grill. That's a good thing, yeah? Because everybody knows far...

America Might Not Have Embarrassing Clown Louie Gohmert To Kick Around Any More

Presidential candidates aren't the only thing Texas is going to play Hold 'Em with on Super Tuesday, as there is also GOHMERS! Texas Congresscritter Louis Bumblescrunch Gohmert IV (R-Some Shithole) is under attack in his own backyard! No, not from...

Texas Rep. Not Saying Obama Made Up Climate Change Hoax, He’s Just Askin’

In Texas, every schoolboy learns, apparently, that he can say anything, no matter how crazy it sounds, so long as he's just askin' what everyone's a-thinkin', is all. Don't you dare accuse Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of saying President Obama is a...