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Sarah Palin ‘Lives In Fear’ Of IRS, We Wonder Why?

Former halfterm Moose Queen Sarah Palin has some Thoughts, and she has left her dumb ol’ Myface page for the Big League Pixels of Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Home for Wayward Wig Addicts to bring em at ya! Her thoughts are on the IRS, and how people “live in fear of them.” Sure, we’ll bite! This IRS scandal is especially terrible because Americans live in fear of the IRS like no other entity because this monstrous bureaucracy has the power to take your hard-earned money. Your wages are the sum of your labors; hence, the IRS has the power to steal the fruits of your labors. Average Americans live in fear of making an error on their tax returns that could cost them massive amounts of money, plus their reputation and good name. If a small business makes a mistake, the IRS can shut them down and send them to jail. You know, we hate to sound like those police state proponents who say if you’ve done nothing wrong you’ve nothing to fear, but … well. You know. We do not “live in fear” of the IRS. In fact, not to be a better citizen than you, but not only do we love jury duty, but we don’t even hate paying our taxes! We go to the post office to mail out your Shut the Fuck Up Luke Russert coffee cups, and we brag to Cheryl, the lady there, that we are going to fill like AT LEAST THREE POTHOLES, and she is welcome! Why might Sarah Palin “live in fear” of the IRS? Let’s do some hypothesizin’, dontchaknow, after the jump! Read more on Sarah Palin ‘Lives In Fear’ Of IRS, We Wonder Why?…
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Sarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow Herself

Last week, we brought you the news that Sarah Palin had a secret Facebook account registered to her personal Gmail address, which was mistakenly revealed in her ex-aide Frank Bailey’s book transcript. Now, we’ve found a Twitter account registered to that same e-mail address: mckinely777, which is listed under the name “sarah.” What does Sarah Palin use her secret Twitter account for? Pretty much just to follow her other Twitter account. She’ll do anything to increase that follower count and seem more popular, we guess. Or she just really likes herself. Both? Read more on Sarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow Herself…
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‘Lou Sarah’ Friend: Sarah Palin Had Lasik Surgery, Doesn’t Need Glasses

One of the “friends” on the dearly departed “Lou Sarah” Facebook account, Kermit Ketchum, is mentioned multiple times in former Palin advisor Frank Bailey’s leaked book. Who is Kermit Ketchum? According to Bailey, he’s an elderly man and longtime friend of the family. Bailey’s manuscript describes Ketchum as the one who saw a (presumably doctored) pornographic photo of Palin sent by email to the campaign. Later, Ketchum allegedly repeats gossip from Sarah’s mother saying that Sarah had Lasik surgery and just wears glasses for show. They’re not a prescription — they’re there to make her look smart. Read more on ‘Lou Sarah’ Friend: Sarah Palin Had Lasik Surgery, Doesn’t Need Glasses…
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Facebook: Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Account Violated Our Terms of Service

We’re now at the end of day two of wondering why a private Facebook account was registered to Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail address, a profile listed under the name “Lou Sarah” that was “friends” with members of Palin’s family and her political appointees, not to mention was used to “like” her own infamous public page. Palin hasn’t given an answer, but when it appeared the profile was in the process of being taken down, she issued a statement saying her public page was her only account. If the “Lou Sarah” account was hers, the statement was technically right at that point; because it was coming down, she did only have one account. So we reached out to Facebook, who sent us back a statement on why the account went down. “The account was found to run afoul of our terms and it was disabled,” wrote Facebook official Andrew Noyes. “Facebook has always been based on a real name culture.” He refused to say whether it was Facebook acting alone or a request by either the Palin team or somebody logged in as “Lou Sarah” that prompted the removal of the profile. Read more on Facebook: Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Account Violated Our Terms of Service…
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Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account Shut Down

Oh, it looks like we spoke too soon. Somebody finally shut down the “Lou Sarah” account, either while we were writing that last post or after it went up. So we guess Palin’s statement last night is true. Her public page is her only account, currently, as “Lou Sarah” is no more. Read more on Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account Shut Down…
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Sarah Palin Issues Non-Denial Denial of ‘Lou Sarah’ Account, On Facebook

Yesterday, your Wonkette uncovered a private Facebook account registered to what is (or what was at one time) Sarah Palin’s private e-mail address. Last night, she took to her public Facebook page to refute its authenticity. “On a side note, there’s always buzz about fake Sarah Palin Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account. Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.” Which is a pretty convenient way of denying things without having to answer any questions about it. Why was “Lou Sarah” registered to her personal e-mail address, and why is the account listed as being friends with her brother and her cousins? Well, she’s not willing to comment to reporters on that. UPDATE: The “Lou Sarah” account has been taken down. Read more on Sarah Palin Issues Non-Denial Denial of ‘Lou Sarah’ Account, On Facebook…