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  cnn is birthers

OH YES, HERE IS THAT THING YOU ALL SENT TO YOUR WONKETTE: Did you know you can make your own magical Kenyan Birth Certificate, for anybody, by going to a website? Yes You Can! Email your version to CNN racist Lou Dobbs. [Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator] Read more on …
  rumors on the internets

CNN Stands By Lou Goebbels, 150%

High-frequency trading? Goldman Sachs? Ball’s in your court, Taibbi. [Matt Yglesias] “You Want Context? Drudge Will Give You Context.” And brain herpes! [Weekly Standard] Joe Biden is such a golly liberal fascist, according to liberal fascist experts. [USA Today] Read more on CNN Stands By Lou Goebbels, 150%…
  everybody is birthers!

Lou Dobbs So Crazy, It Makes ‘Media Matters’ Seem Kind of Funny!

Media Matters is, according to Lou Dobbs, “some kind of Mexican space alien, from Mexicans.” But the liberal organization best known for sending out emails about how Fox News isn’t liberal has finally done something kind of funny, by purchasing commercial time on orange-headed blubbermouth Lou Dobbs’ afternoon comedy hour, White Supremacy For Angry Dummies. Read more on Lou Dobbs So Crazy, It Makes ‘Media Matters’ Seem Kind of Funny!…
  email of the day

Wonkette Joins Lou Dobbs & Michele Bachmann as Proponents of the Birther Conspiracy

People are finally figuring out the Wonkette — it not only thinks everything is so funny, but it is also cleverly propagating the most vile conspiracy of our Time, that Barack Obama was actually not born at all. He was not born! There, we said it. We don’t care if Robert Gibbs personally milks a gallon of “DNA” from Nobama and shows it on the teevee, there is literally no proof, long form or short term, that Barack Obama was born. Our Constitution says PRESIDENT MUST BE BORN, PERIOD. We think this is the 15th or 2nd amendment. So thank you, “Brian M.,” for figuring out Wonkette is birthers. Read more on Wonkette Joins Lou Dobbs & Michele Bachmann as Proponents of the Birther Conspiracy…
  republicans in the news

Whoa Hey, the FreeRepublic Website Is Overthrowing the U.S. Government

This would be terrifying if it wasn’t about some lamer old wingnuts and their message board: The person who runs FreeRepublic.com is cold gonna overthrow the U.S. government — that means you, blackenstein — and ho ho, no more taxes on the millionaires! Hooray! Anyway, folks, things are getting Seriously Weird with the wingnuts, birthers, paultards and other middle-aged white suckers who bought into that whole Reagan thing 30 years ago and, whoops, are still poor and doomed. Read more on Whoa Hey, the FreeRepublic Website Is Overthrowing the U.S. Government…
 

Lou Dobbs Almost Makes Hilarious Racist Old Man Slip-Up

Do you know who Lou Dobbs, the orange-headed anti-Mexican elitist, hates more than The Illegals? Cotton-pickin’ politicians such as Condoleezza Rice! You see, “cotton-pickin'” refers to people who pick cotton, and is a term of derision used by angry old men of a certain age who prefer arcane insults over nice all-purpose Anglo-Saxon adjectives. Fortunately for Dobbs, he stops himself midway through this terrible slur and avoids touching that tar baby. [YouTube via TPM] Read more on Lou Dobbs Almost Makes Hilarious Racist Old Man Slip-Up…
 

LOU DOBBS IS A REAL CHARACTER, REAL CLASSY GUY: Well glory be, one of the Media Matters press releases has a funny in it! Here’s CNN host Lou Dobbs opening his show on March 21: “Tonight, Senator Obama wins the endorsement of the nation’s only Hispanic governor, Bill Richardson. Is Obama pandering to ethnocentric special interests again? We’ll have complete coverage.” Barack Obama has yet to denounce the Hispanic race, because that would be like denouncing his uncle. [Media Matters] Read more on …
 

McCain Frontrunner Status Will Make Lou Dobbs Our President

Various “Draft Lou Dobbs” web sites have been popping up around the Internets for a while. But will the ascendancy of John “Deport All the Americans and Rejoin the Republic of New Spain” McCain drive patriotic citizens into the ochre embrace of the CNN news anchor? We will find out on November 4, when America elects its first Tang-colored president. Read more on McCain Frontrunner Status Will Make Lou Dobbs Our President…
 

Orange-Headed Anti-Mexican CNN Elitist Is Your New President!

Everyone loves orange-headed Space.com founder Lou Dobbs. After all, he has protected you from the Mexican. By hosting a teevee show about how he will stop the Terrible Mexicans, Lou Dobbs truly personifies America: He is a very rich person making millions of additional dollars every year saying things that make certain unemployed people feel angry. And then those angry unemployed people watch the commercials for denture slime or protections against home intruders or time-share offers or over-the-counter solutions to the heartbreak of incontinence. LOU DOBBS IS AMERICA. [Lou Dobbs For President] Read more on Orange-Headed Anti-Mexican CNN Elitist Is Your New President!…
 

Lou Dobbs, President of the United States

We forgot what Lou Dobbs was doing before he became a raving lunatic. We recall his orange hair, with Dobbs beneath it, hosting a show that was about economics or something. Now Dobbs, whose skin has gradually taken on the same light saber-esque glow as his coiffure, has become the of messiah of the anti-Mexican day-laborer movement. Since he’s on teevee and our country is filled with crazy people, Lou Dobbs may just run for president. Read more on Lou Dobbs, President of the United States…
 

Resolved: CNN’s Debate Coverage Must Die

The New York Observer‘s Steve Kornacki wrote maybe the best op-ed evarr yesterday slamming CNN’s entire promotion, pre-show, post-show and coverage of the last week’s Democratic debate. Wonkette liveblogged this debate and agrees wholeheartedly with Kornacki’s sentiment: “Once the gold standard for all-news television, the Cable News Network used the night to make a convincing argument that it should never again be entrusted with a presidential debate.” Read more on Resolved: CNN’s Debate Coverage Must Die…
 

Lou Dobbs, Caucus-Blocker

Lou Dobbs is right! The American people are ill-served by their representatives starting all these caucuses that represent them! Are we as a nation well-served by a Congress that created the Albanian Issues Caucus, the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, the Congressional Black Caucus, the Organic Caucus, the Caucus on Indonesia, the Caucus on Swaziland, the Congressional Israel Allies Caucus or the Congressional Caucus on India and Indian Americans? Read more on Lou Dobbs, Caucus-Blocker…
 

The Funk of 40,000 Years

* Robert Novak will let you call him “angel tits” if you just buy his book. [Political Wire] * Real Christians know, “a Vote for Romney is a Vote for Satan.” [MoJo] * Tom Friedman thinks Americans are too smart to listen to anything Lou Dobbs says. [Passport] * John Murtha hates the war in Iraq, loves the war on drugs. [Hit & Run] * John Edwards promises $400 haircuts for every American. [Captain’s Quarters] * Jim Lehrer senility check: He refuses to “assume the president of the U..S is lying.” Yup, lost it. [Romenesko] * Dennis Kucinich will save the world if you’ll just say his fucking name right. [PrezVid] Read more on The Funk of 40,000 Years…
 

Lou Dobbs’ Job Being Outsourced To India

Meet the new Lou Dobbs: He’s still a smug, loud-mouthed Mexican-hating phony, but he’s also a Bangalore call-center worker. And instead of orange hair, he’s got normal brown hair. And he’s got an Indian accent — just listen to him roll those R’s when he says “America’s Broken Borders” 39 times per broadcast. Read more on Lou Dobbs’ Job Being Outsourced To India…