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Tag: lou dobbs

Meet Your New Lou Dobbs: This John King Guy!

Everyone very politely say "hello" to John King, who will be taking over journalism now that Lou Dobbs is no longer with us. King's current gig is hosting State of the Union, which exists. According to Michael Calderone, one...

Lou Dobbs Quits CNN!

Check it out! Tonight was his last broadcast, as he announced on his last broadcast. God only knows what he is doing, he just keeps mumbling about how he will be charting a New Course, but it's got to...

No One On Television Has Ever Smoked Marijuana, It Is True

You may have seen this already, but goodness gracious, marijuana is the devil's weed and no one on CNN (or Barney Frank) has ever spent a nickel on it! This is very similar to how Washington pundits condemn anyone...

Questions Surround Lou Dobbs’ ‘The Taco-Eaters Shot My Wife’ Story

Racist television goblin Lou Dobbs revealed a very scary story earlier this week on his radio show (he's on the radio, too?). Three weeks earlier, he claimed, his New Jersey mansion was shot at while his wife was standing...

OH YES, HERE IS THAT THING YOU ALL SENT TO YOUR WONKETTE: Did you know you can make your own magical Kenyan Birth Certificate, for anybody, by going to a website? Yes You Can! Email your version to CNN...

CNN Stands By Lou Goebbels, 150%

High-frequency trading? Goldman Sachs? Ball's in your court, Taibbi. "You Want Context? Drudge Will Give You Context." And brain herpes! Joe Biden is such a golly liberal fascist, according to liberal fascist experts. The best part of RedState's furry...

Lou Dobbs So Crazy, It Makes ‘Media Matters’ Seem Kind of Funny!

Media Matters is, according to Lou Dobbs, "some kind of Mexican space alien, from Mexicans." But the liberal organization best known for sending out emails about how Fox News isn't liberal has finally done something kind of funny, by...

Curious Policeman Successfully Tests Taser On Pregnant Immigrant

If universal health care doesn't scare the shit out of you, just imagine if there was a public option for extinguishing fires, and rescuing kittens from tree branches! Are your panties wet with horror? Next time you play a...

Wonkette Joins Lou Dobbs & Michele Bachmann as Proponents of the Birther Conspiracy

People are finally figuring out the Wonkette -- it not only thinks everything is so funny, but it is also cleverly propagating the most vile conspiracy of our Time, that Barack Obama was actually not born at all. He...

Whoa Hey, the FreeRepublic Website Is Overthrowing the U.S. Government

This would be terrifying if it wasn't about some lamer old wingnuts and their message board: The person who runs FreeRepublic.com is cold gonna overthrow the U.S. government -- that means you, blackenstein -- and ho ho, no...