Tag: lou dobbs

It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.
Gosh, these terrible Clinton supporters are so terrible

Lou Dobbs Accidentally Doxxes Trump Accuser, Oops! Stuff Happens, Doesn’t It?

Lou Dobbs is right. This campaign is ugly. Wish he hadn't helped make it uglier.

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Megyn Kelly, U Mad? Oh Yeah, She Maaaaaaaad

We've been wondering what Megyn Kelly would have to say about Erick Erickson unaccountably getting the whole shaft for an entire panel's worth of dickmouth about female breadwinners yesterday. Megyn Kelly is not stupid, nor is she a shrinking...

All-Male Fox Panel On Female Breadwinners About What You Would Expect

Ladies, did you know that Fox News has finally admitted that there is a War on Women, and that War on Women is you having a job? Have you studied your science lately, which shows that Men must Dominate you?...

Mexican-Hating Lou Dobbs Employs Illegal Mexicans

Orange-headed Space.com founder and fired cable-news host Lou Dobbs was known for one thing during his long last years of anchoring a CNN show even dumber than Rick's List: Lou Dobbs HATED the Mexicans. Oh man they drove him...

Basil Marceaux Is Your New, Even Better Ernest J. Pagels, Jr.

When our friend Ernest J. Pagels, Jr., dropped out of his race for Senate earlier this week, we didn't know if we could ever love again. But you know what? The universe works in mysterious ways. It started with...

IS THIS A PROTEST FOR OR AGAINST THE LAW? "The conflict over a sweeping crackdown on illegal immigration in Arizona intensified Monday as vandals smeared refried beans in the shape of swastikas on the state Capitol's windows." No no...

Candy Crowley Is Your New John King!

John King! He is that CNN guy who hosts that thing, and he's married to whatsername! And now he is departing that thing to host some other thing, leaving behind a bleeding wound in the heart of CNN's Sunday...

Will Lou Dobbs Cast Tie-Breaking Vote For Immigration Reform?

Chuck Schumer has reached out to America's 101st Senator, Lou Dobbs, to help him write a bill about Mexicans. Now that Health Care is dead, Democrats have to find some other piece of legislation for Republicans to sink with...

Great Places To Shop For War On Xmas 2009: Dollar Stores In Portland

West Coast Xmas warrior operative "Katrina" sends this photo from a fancy dollar store in Portland, Oregon, which just so happens to be the epicenter of the entire War on Christmas. Here we have all the greatest gifts for...

Anti-Mexican Group Attacks Former Mexican-Hating Hero Lou Dobbs For Suddenly Claiming To Not Hate Mexicans That Much

Bloated pigsicle Lou Dobbs left his stupid CNN show (and its 14 viewers) because a Ghost Mexican (New Jersey deer hunter) shot a gun in the vicinity of Dobbs' acreage, and also because Lou Dobbs had somehow deluded himself...

OH FUCK OFF & DROP DEAD: "Former CNN anchor Lou Dobbs, pondering a future in politics, is trying to wipe away his image as an enemy of Latino immigrants by positioning himself as a champion of that fast-growing ethnic...

Dipshit Who Failed At TeeVee Now Maybe Running For … President

Orange-headed bulb-nosed Mexican-hating fruitbat Lou Dobbs has really only failed at two things: Being a successful television news anchor, and being a dot-com executive. But the Space.com/CNN loser is now aiming to fail on a truly epic scale: He...

Lou Dobbs And Bill O’Reilly Have Very Serious Discussion About Satan

Mexican deerhunting gang target and fat dunderhead Lou Dobbs went on Bill O'Reilly's show last night to discuss, let's see here, who gives a fuck. But skip ahead to :35 for a comical moment in which O'Reilly asks, dead...