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Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Did Donald Trump’s Campaign Chief Fire A New Mommy For Having A Disease? Maybe!

Maybe he just fired her for being a woman, we don't know.

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

Sarah Palin Sick And Tired Of Lamestream Gotcha Questions … From Little Kids.

This is pathetic, even for Empress Grifts-A-Lot.

Wonkette Ranks Hillary’s VP Picks By Hotness, Because We’re Shallow Like That

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He's not a Muslim, so let's not worry too much OK?

Heavily Armed Guy On Way To Los Angeles Pride Parade Merely Violent Gun Nut, Not Scary Terrorist

An Indiana man arrested on his way to LA's Pride parade with a car full of assault rifles and explosives was merely an ordinary gun freak who was violating probation, nothing to worry about there. Besides, a friend said he didn't have any ill will toward gay people. Relax, will you?

Stoners Do Good, Save All The Homelesses In Colorado With Their Pot Tax Dollars

Instead of paying money to send people to jail for possession, Aurora, Colorado is taxing it and then doing good stuff with the money.

Donald Trump Rises Firm And Hard To Sue Artist Who Painted Him With Itty-Bitty Peener

If you've haunted the Interwebs regularly, you've probably already seen Los Angeles artist Illma Gore's now-infamous painting of a nude Donald Trump as a would-be emperor (and a less than impressively endowed one, at that) with no clothes on...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Put Bee Poison On Her Face: Your Snake Oil Bulletin!

Greetings, Pilgrims. We welcome you to the hallowed ground of this, the Snake Oil Bulletin. You've come just in time for the Cleansing of Impurities. Get on your knees, strap that basket to your head, and prepare yourself for...

California Dude Whips Out Snake In Restaurant. No, Like An Actual Non-Penis Snake

We talk a lot about Florida Man in this here news business, but our old friend California Man is also pretty impressive when it comes to crazy. So what's the latest in California Man's world? Oh, y'know. Just vengefully...

Denny’s Admits Making Black Customers Prepay Was No Grand Slam

Normally, the most offensive thing associated with Denny's is literally any menu item served at Denny's, but this is an auspicious occasion. See, on Feb. 5, Denny's settled a lawsuit over one location's attempt to make two African-American customers prepay for their...

More Stories Of Incredibly Stupid Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. Today, we've got one of the classics: stories of fantastically dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real emails...
ooh, red eyes!!

One Million Moms Furious Olive Garden BFFs With Satan Now

Oh hey, look, One Million Moms, aka Seventeen Angry Dipsticks, is back! They're still mad about Fox's TV show "Lucifer," like they were before, but now they have a new target: Olive Garden, which sponsors the show. If you're not familiar...
Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

Wonkette’s Evan Hurst Is World-Famous In Memphis: A Story By Evan Hurst

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am taking a break from having brunch with Taylor Swift, saying "Oh no she di'int" about...
Lesbian outlaws

Lesbians Terrorize Hawaii Supermarket With Kisses, Lesbianism

Same old story. Go on Hawaiian vacation, go to grocery store with lesbian lover lady, research various melons (the produce kind, not each other's), kiss lesbian lover on cheek, end up in jail for a couple days for allegedly...
RNC Chair Reince Priebus

Dear RNC: Stop Bitching About Last Night’s Debate Questions. You Sound Like A Idiot.

Wednesday night's (very dumb) CNBC Republican debate had barely ended before the RNC and individual campaigns were whining and kvetching -- to reporters, their moms, to Pinterest, and everywhere else -- that the questions were SO MUCH UNFAIRNESS to the brilliant...