Maybe Waiting In A Thousand-Person Line To Get Into A House Office Building Should Be The Time To Realize, ‘What Am I Even Doing?”
Thursday, November 5th, 2009A top secret operative sends us this video of the line of folks looking to get into Longworth, which is super lengthy. Clearly the guards are ACORN thugs trying to slow down the security process, the bastards. But hey there’s another House office building right across the street, so they will just run back and forth between the two buildings all day trying to find the shortest lines, as one would do at the supermarket check-out. [YouTube]
Hey kids, are you all enjoying the new virtual computer adventure game on the computer, “Carried Interest Adventure”? Republican Rep. Eric Cantor has wasted billions in taxpayer money to create this shitty multimedia experience, which teaches a valuable lesson about not wasting government money or something! We didn’t “complete the adventure,” as they say, but we’re pretty sure it ends with a 
The Longworth building is apparently closed off entirely, and there are reports of, uh… a “huge line to get into Rayburn.” 
So the Longworth building was evacuated but it’s all better now and everybody’s back pretending to work. Some sort of alarm went off and everybody freaked out. Thanks, Capitol Police! Now we’re wondering if today’s incident is related to 
And the House of Representatives moves one step further away from the 1950’s: 
