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It appears Presidential candidate Barack Obama has locked down the nod from another heavy hitter … MORE »

When Barry Hussein Obama becomes the world’s Enlightened Prince of Hope next year, people will be literally lining up to get their new permanent Obamaworld tattoos, on their foreheads. Obama’s campaign has already produced a staggering array of Obama-logo variations for every race and birthplace and interest. The “mark of the Beast” has never looked so good! MORE »

And it’s a sort of zonked-out rampaging blue elephant — about to crush 2008 itself beneath its gigantic front legs and staring in starry-eyed horror at its bland sans-serif cage. Also as this guy points out, it looks like old Philly A’s logo (on acid.) MORE »

At top, the terrifying, totalitarian logo of the John McCain campaign. Below it, the charming, identically-starred logo of British CANADIAN, WHATEVER, THEY WORSHIP THE SAME QUEEN packaged foods-manufacturer McCain. Further proof that WALNUTS! takes everything good and wholesome and turns it into another pawn in his world domination fantasy. MORE »

We’d like to put forth the hypothesis that dissident Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned not by the FSB/KGB, but by Russia’s other secret intelligence organization, the Main Intelligence Directorate (or GRU). MORE »

Yesterday, we celebrated the presidential candidacy of elaborate po-mo hoax Tom Vilsack with a montage of weird, evil shit his logo looks like. We missed one! The “English Socialist” ideology from 1984!


Finally, a candidate who promises upfront to enslave us all! MORE »

Tom Vilsack (Pete Vilsack? Ted? We’re pretty sure it’s one syllable) announced his candidacy for President today. Wow! This is big news, even though he already did it a couple weeks ago. And Joe Biden did too, about three times, but no one gives a shit about Joe Biden. Anyway, Vilsack has signs now, so he’s legit. Also, a theme song:

Just after 10 o’clcok [sic] Thursday morning, Vilsack and his family entered a Mount Pleasant gymnasium as the local high school band played a song titled “The Final Countdown,” by Europe.

They left out the part where he entered the gym on a Segway, but other than that, good color.

Also, Vilsack’s got a bitchin’ logo — and it looks like other things (copyright SPY MAGAZINE). Check it out, after the jump!

Vilsack vows to bring “bold change” if elected president [RadioIowa]

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John Thrasher is running for Congress. We hereby endorse him, because it’s about time we had a “Representative Thrasher.” Oh, and don’t think he doesn’t know how fucking sweet his name is. ‘Cause that logo, buddy, proves beyond a doubt his streed cred.

Thrasher for Congress
Thrasher Magazine
Man Running for Congress Steals Magazine Logo [Amorica.org] MORE »

Wisdom before its conventional what, guys? MORE »

The Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service wants you to do your part to help stop the Bird Flu! They want your help so bad, in fact, that they’ve unveiled a web-based campaign designed to convince you that keeping your birds alive is in your best interest! MORE »