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Hard-hitting local news “Live at 5″ turns the heavy ammunition of “team coverage” on the most important news of the day: The heat.

A Wonkette operative reports on a, uhm, much-kneaded political figure:
Walked into the Starbucks on Connecticut and R [Sunday]…in the corner were two people sitting in a one-person chair, and there was some gross neck/shoulder massaging going on. Just as I was about to turn to my wife to point out this disgusting display, I realized it was the former first daughter, Chelsea Clinton. She looked pretty damn good. Regardless, public massage should be grounds for caning. MORE »