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Posts Tagged ‘local news’

LOCAL NEWS

Ladies and Gentlemen, Condicise

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Your Secretary of State: MORE »


LOCAL NEWS

CBS Quickly Booked Kissinger and Haig in a Free-Throw Contest

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

condisweats.jpgDear DC residents with Tivo, MORE »


LOCAL NEWS

It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Stupidity

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Hard-hitting local news “Live at 5″ turns the heavy ammunition of “team coverage” on the most important news of the day: The heat.


The Only Place Hotter Is My Pants-1
We don’t have the transcript on us, but we think it went something like this: MORE »


DC

Chelsea Clinton’s Happy Ending

Monday, July 18th, 2005

A Wonkette operative reports on a, uhm, much-kneaded political figure:

Walked into the Starbucks on Connecticut and R [Sunday]…in the corner were two people sitting in a one-person chair, and there was some gross neck/shoulder massaging going on. Just as I was about to turn to my wife to point out this disgusting display, I realized it was the former first daughter, Chelsea Clinton. She looked pretty damn good. Regardless, public massage should be grounds for caning. MORE »