Tag: lobsterbacks

Tea Party ‘Movment’ Ready To Mov America Forward

The teabaggers are putting the "red" back in "lobster" here at the Maine Lobsterback Festival! Sadly, they are taking the "e" out of "Movement," because the letter E is brought to you by Socialism. Thanks to Wonkette operative "Ablington,"...

Chrysler Woos Tea Partiers With Awesome George Washington Fan Fiction

Remember when Chrysler was America's #3 car company, run by the can-do fraudery of Lee Iacocca, and not some terrible money pit owned in equal parts by Barack Obama and the Italians? Now it is exactly the sort...

LaRouchite Dem Candidate ‘Ke$ha’ Has Some Awesome Ideas Re: Space Colonies, Impeachment

Texas' 22nd district gave America its greatest statesman, Tom DeLay, and then seven glorious weeks of Shelly Dracula Cunt, but since then its representatives have been a little on the dull side. How are we going to fix...

Rahm Emanuel To Quit White House, Says Tory Newspaper

Lobsterback broadsheet The Telegraph published a very suspicious story on Sunday suggesting White House Chicago Thug Rahm Emanuel will quit his Chief of Staff job later this year, probably after the midterms, because mean Barack Obama will not let...

Anti-Limey Hysteria Reaching Fever Pitch

If beloved departing Wonkette editor Jim Newell can be said to have made one enduring contribution to the American collective political consciousness, it's the way he made hatred of the British "fun" again. Before he came onto the...

British Royal Empire Simply Does Not Care For Uighurs In Its Colony, Bermuda

The whole notion of a "British Commonwealth" was supposedly just a cutesy, historic relic to rake in tourism dollars for everyone, and to allow England to pretend it's still important, right? Well that may have been the situation at,...