Tag: lobster

Tea Party ‘Movment’ Ready To Mov America Forward

The teabaggers are putting the "red" back in "lobster" here at the Maine Lobsterback Festival! Sadly, they are taking the "e" out of "Movement," because the letter E is brought to you by Socialism. Thanks to Wonkette operative "Ablington,"...

Increased Availability of Lobster, Beer and Bourbon In DC a Very Good Thing

Saturday, May 1: The Kentucky Derby is a very important sporting/drinking event for certain Americans. And these Americans who enjoy drinking gallons of bourbon while watching horses go 'round in circles, they should go to Acadiana on Saturday night...