The teabaggers are putting the “red” back in “lobster” here at the Maine Lobsterback Festival! Sadly, they are taking the “e” out of “Movement,” because the letter E is brought to you by Socialism. Thanks to Wonkette operative “Ablington,” who says, “I am half hoping that the guy at Kinko‚Äôs who made their banner did […]

Saturday, May 1: The Kentucky Derby is a very important sporting/drinking event for certain Americans. And these Americans who enjoy drinking gallons of bourbon while watching horses go ’round in circles, they should go to Acadiana on Saturday night for the Derby watch party where there will be specials on mint juleps and traditional Derby […]