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The Headfountain: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

The third installment of Wonkette's Ayn Rand journalism comic is here! Vomit along with Ayn, by catching up with our first and second installments ... only then will you be prepared for Chapter III. Next Comic

Forgotten DC Frat-Bar Group Posts Failed Reality Show To Website

It is impossible to remember this now, but a couple of years ago DC was full of douche Republican youngsters with popped collars and confederate-flag bras who congregated at a Georgetown bar to tell jokes about coloreds. And, for...

Teevee Show About The D.C. Ladies To Air This Summer!!!

The "much hyped" television show Blonde Charity Mafia, which will be like The Hills but about rich Georgetown socialites on Late Night Shots, will air this summer on the CW network. This needs to be liveblogged every week as...

‘Late Night Shots’ Founder To Open Frightening New Thing

Late Night Shots, the exclusive invitation-only social networking club for young Confederate boys and the girls they photograph urinating, in Georgetown, will now expand. In Georgetown. LNS founder Reed Landry is pairing up with some law school student named...

LNS To Celebrate 86th Anniversary Of Calvin Coolidge’s Inauguration IN STYLE

Exclusive social networking site to the Confederacy, Late Night Shots, is participating in this sexy Georgetown Ball OBVS. Maybe Buffett will show up and bring the tunage! And dude we bet our bro Trenholm crushes at least six indie...

LNS To Host ‘Black People’-Themed Party!

Oh boy howdy here's a winner of a party from our special friends at Late Night Shots, the exclusive invite-only social networking club for glib Georgetown trust-funders whose hearts belong to the Confederacy. The members were recently inspired by...

A Streetcar Named Ambivalence

Terrible mysteries and all the makings of an above-average Law and Order surround a dead body in a parking garage elevator shaft. Streetcar debate reaches an exciting low and genteel murmur. An existential crisis about crab chips or some...

YOUR LATE NIGHT SHOTS PARTY WEEKEND SCHED, BRO: Pro-laxin', bro. "LNS will once again be taking its chartered bus out to Bayhawks Stadium for this Saturday's pro lacrosse matchup. The day starts at Rugby at 4, the luxury party...

A Very Special LNS Addendum