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  recent poles prove it

Former Polish President Knows Glenn Beck = Manipulative Turd

Eddy Moretti and VBS Teevee traveled to Poland to interview former Polish president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Lech Walesa. They talked about dead Popes, and also how Glenn Beck is a total jerk. Our very own Liz Glover co-produces this teevee series, so you know it’s quality stuff! Watch: Read more on Former Polish President Knows Glenn Beck = Manipulative Turd…
  lady gaga is our 9/11

Wonkette’s Liz Glover & Lady Gaga Had a Yoga Thing

Hahahaha, here’s the complete text of a secret email from Famous Wonkette videographer of record Liz Glover: “Say of it what you will. I trust your judgment.” Wait, is that a good idea, Liz? Especially when international video-singer sensation “Lady Gaga” was sweatin’ to the oldies in your Capitol Hill Yoga Studio? Right after her sold-out (?) extravaganza at the White House Verizon Amusement Stadium? Read more on Wonkette’s Liz Glover & Lady Gaga Had a Yoga Thing…
  from russia with love

Wonkette Ladies On/Making Internet Television!

More institutionalized reverse sexism, with Wonkette ladies getting involved in exciting video internet projects, while the menfolk just sit around in their underwear at home, eating 100 calorie packs of Cheetos and scratching themselves. (This is because Communist Woodrow Wilson gave them the right to vote, probably.) Sara Benincasa got invited back by Alyona Minkovski, who is mad that we called her a Russian spy (to which we say, once you stop spying for Russia, Alyona, we’ll talk). Why is Sara so angry? Is it because of how the babushkas tarted up her hair and makeup? Is it because the right wing is “invading [her] earpiece?” Find out, after the jump. Read more on Wonkette Ladies On/Making Internet Television!…
  video catastrophes

A Very Special Broadcast of the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards!

It seems like only a week ago that America gathered around its iPad or whatever and watched the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards, which were not actually broadcast. But now the awful heat wave is mostly over and the awards have been distributed and our nation is a richer, better country. And we’ve got the official Wonkette Weagles world premiere video right here, and we very smartly cut this gibberish down from about three hours to a few amusing (?) minutes. Read more on A Very Special Broadcast of the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards!…
  beats going to work

Liz Glover Interviews America’s Armed Protector

Your Liz Glover made so many new friends today at the park near Ronald Reagan airport. At least several Real Americans spent their days there milling about the bucolic fields, ducking from airplanes, and showing off their favorite machines that exist to kill other human beings from a safe distance. This guy has two guns, and he’s in a park. Why is he doing this? The Constitution, that’s why. Read more on Liz Glover Interviews America’s Armed Protector…
  sucker

Liz Glover Puts Life On Line, For Journalism

Oh Jesus, she actually was serious about going to the national park wingnut gun rallies! Our own Liz Glover is currently performing some insane journalism at the Washington Monument and, more importantly, some park near Reagan airport, where the guns are allowed. Hordes of wingnuts are shootin’ down all the planes before the Iceland Smoke Dragon gets to ’em. And Liz is using her legendary Polaroid, too! (“They don’t know how to work iPhones.”) Yikes. We’ll see how this turns out. Liz: be on the lookout for pick-up line traps when they all ask you, “wanna see my gun?” Read more on Liz Glover Puts Life On Line, For Journalism…
  today in conservative rappers

If Anyone Was A Hit With The Tea Partiers, It Was Surely This Conservative Rapper

As we mentioned earlier, last night’s Tax Day Tea Party at the Washington Monument was blessed with the presence of a conservative rapper, who may have been from the ghetto! His rap went like “boo taxes la la la.” Your Liz Glover recorded this short clip during his performance, focusing on the elderly crowd’s response. Did they like it, or love it? [Vimeo] Read more on If Anyone Was A Hit With The Tea Partiers, It Was Surely This Conservative Rapper…
  rare 'leaving the house' moments

Your Wonkette Got Backstage Access To The Tax Day Tea Party, Hooray

Your Wonkette has just returned from a lovely evening at the Washington Monument, site of Dick Armey’s FreedomWorks Tax Day Tea Party! Your editor remembered to charge his digital camera battery this time, too — but then left the battery at home, in the charger. Hooray! But whatever. We have more terrible BlackBerry photos to post tomorrow, as well as exciting videos from the death-defying Liz Glover. Don’t she and Michele Bachmann look ready to hit the town, up top there? Maybe they did…?? (They didn’t.) Anything can happen on Tax Day! Read more on Your Wonkette Got Backstage Access To The Tax Day Tea Party, Hooray…
  tea partiers

Liz Glover Finds Happiest Tea Partiers Ever (Who Are There ‘On a Whim’)

Here’s a welcome change from the usual mouth-breathing teabaggers farting up the Capitol: Happy youth, who just wandered over to the Hill to see what’s up, for the laffs! And our Liz Glover captured their merriment (and their souls) with her Soulcatcher Machine. Read more on Liz Glover Finds Happiest Tea Partiers Ever (Who Are There ‘On a Whim’)…
  insanely good reporting

A Children’s Treasury Of Exciting Photos From Today’s Last-Gasp ‘Kill The Bill’ Hollerfest

Former/current/whatever Wonkette videographer Liz Glover joined your editor today for a jaunt to the grassy knoll that Congress’ south side overlooks, where today’s lingering health care protesters (the ones who hadn’t yet fucked off for the Sizzler) were staring up at the House of Representatives’ balcony to yell, chant, and sing against this bill that extends a very basic sense of lawfulness to the individual insurance market. It was a beautiful spring day in the Mid-Atlantic, which inspired Liz to wave her Axis Of Evil mini-flags in celebration. Just had ’em in her bag of stuff, like every Patriot should. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Exciting Photos From Today’s Last-Gasp ‘Kill The Bill’ Hollerfest…
  moonies on ice

MOONIE MASSACRE: Local videographer and delightful monster Liz Glover tells your Wonkette that she has just been laid off from the Washington Times, along with most other employees. Sorry/Hooray, Liz!
  moonies on ice

Moonie Times Editor Is Officially Gone, As Moonie Brothers Continue Fighting

John Solomon, the beloved human brought in a couple of years ago to serve as executive editor of the Washington Times, and possibly save it (?), has come to the following conclusion: fuck this shit, I’m out. He has resigned, effective last Friday. So in the past week, as the great great brilliant divine extraordinary Rev. Moon’s children have been battling over the pieces of their inherited empire, the paper has lost its publisher, president, chairman, CFO, and executive editor. Liz Glover has accepted all of these positions. Turn the ol’ fishwrapper around, Liz! [TPM] Read more on Moonie Times Editor Is Officially Gone, As Moonie Brothers Continue Fighting…
  photo tours

Wonkette Went To Virginia For A Town Hall, And Randall Terry Went Nuts, The End

See, there he is! Randall Terry, who is somewhere between 37 and 124 years old, brought his Anti-Babykilling World Tour to the peaceful Virginia money cave of Reston yesterday evening to disrupt Rep. Jim Moran’s health care town hall, also featuring Doctor Howard Dean of Ver-mont. He succeeded for about 5 minutes, but then the cops kicked him out, and Howard Dean continued to slaughter babies, live, before the crowd of 2,500. Mostly, though, it was an informative (=boring) event, despite the 20-odd jackasses who couldn’t stop shouting monosyllabic vagaries whenever they didn’t like something. Read more on Wonkette Went To Virginia For A Town Hall, And Randall Terry Went Nuts, The End…
  liz glover interviews the stars

Liz Glover Talks Post-Racial Politics With Talib Kweli

Hey, it’s Liz Glover, continuing her Hip Hop Tour of America with Black Star’s Talib Kweli and also DJ Hi-Tek. They talk about gangs and things! Liz is assured that she would not be mistaken for a Blood, even if she walked around with “a red flag hanging out my backside.” Take note! Read more on Liz Glover Talks Post-Racial Politics With Talib Kweli…
  liz glover interviews the stars

Liz Glover Harrasses Outkast’s Big Boi About Everything!

Here’s our own Liz Glover with Atlanta celebrity Antwan Andr√© Patton, better known as Big Boi. Why do these liberal hip-hoppers watch CNN when they could be learning so much about angry white people from Fox News? And why does that Barack Obama get so much media attention? Read more on Liz Glover Harrasses Outkast’s Big Boi About Everything!…
  but no mexicans okay?

Tom Tancredo Will Bring America Together

Mexican-hating hill troll Tom Tancredo vanished from America the day Barack Obama became the black president with two mommies (Hawaii and Kansas). Read more on Tom Tancredo Will Bring America Together…
  where are they now?

Liz Glover Goes Nuts On Teevee, In A Good Way

Oh look, former Wonkette “Pornographer to the Stars” and current Washington Times gossip reporter Liz Glover went on the MSNBC teevee this weekend during a rare furlough from her regular job selling knick-knacks in the ghetto for the glory & prestige of Rev. Moon. She and her “less eccentric” (media-trained) partner discuss things that you will not want to hear about at all, like fashion and the power-politics dynamic of the White House Correspondents Dinner, but it’s fun to watch Liz randomly dancing and putting on props and breaking her microphone completely. [YouTube] Read more on Liz Glover Goes Nuts On Teevee, In A Good Way…
  but awards season is over

MORE CONTESTS! Here, go vote for “local blogger” Jim Newell and “local yoga celebrity” Liz Glover in this popularity contest run by Atlanta’s “Creative Loafing” freebie. So fun, to click things! We are on the road to Recovery. [CityPaper] Read more on …