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The members of the House are now supposed to leave the floor so they can escort John Boenher back in, apparently. They will all...

Oh sheesh, did they have to take Feingold? We aren't upset because the man was a great senator; we are upset because that was...

We have now almost reached the 9 o'clock hour, when you can start to watch these returns on the network teevee channels, so this...

Tonight the future begins: Change is changing back. For too long, this nation has been PLAGUED by people who want to provide them health...

Did Tolkien ever depict a Senate debate in any of those Lord of the Rings books? Probably not, right? Because every character is too...

This should be entertaining: Christine O'Donnell is debating her opponent Chris Coons tonight on national teevee. Why does Chris Coons see the need to...

Coming to you live from Thugtown USA—i.e. "Obama's backyard," or Chicagotown, where there are no races or post-racial relations at the polls to watch...

Things are fucking HOT AS HELL in tonight's primaries, if you can imagine what a sexy Georgia looks like. Though we called the race...

There are important elections. And then there are MICHELE BACHMANN elections. Tonight we journey to Minnesota, Connecticut, Colorado, and Georgia: "Gee, I cut onto...

Important primaries are happening right now in Georgia, Connecticut, Minnesota and Colorado, which are states that have little in common except that their voting...

Tonight Michigan, Missouri, and Kansas decide their futures. Choose one candidate, and everybody gets laid tonight by a hot person. Choose another, and we...

Will the Liberty Bell ring thrice for old Arlen Specter, who illegally became a Democrat last year but is still on the loose? Or...

WELL THAT SUCKED, with all the jokes and the clapping! Poop all over that! Let's see how horribly this went, by finding out what...

Are you DRUNK YET YOU DRUNKS? Your Wonkette is drinking a 40! Oh wait, those are just two "24s"... which means... 32 ounces less...

Barack Obama and people are going to present their report of the underpants bomber, and how funny it was that a guy would do...

Anyone else feel sick to your stomach? We're going to get this over with, and then blow up the blog. 3:56 -- Shutup....

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