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Tag: liveblogs

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Here’s Your Video Of An Ignorant Bigot Lady Clerk Denying Gays A Marriage License For Jesus

Kim Davis is one of those county clerks who thinks that her personal relationship with a bigot version of Jesus that never existed gives her a hall pass from doing her fucking job, which, among other things, is issuing...

Liveblogging Tampa Wednesday: Rand Paul Ryan Rubio Olympians?

I would like to welcome you all to my first ever Wonkette liveblog of anything ever except for those three years that I was secretly running the entire site but pretending I was white people! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR...

Liveblogging Tampa Tuesday: Ann Romney, Governor Sandwiches, And Other Heroes

Some good news on this, the first real night of the Republican National Convention: The Baltimore Orioles are beating the Chicago White Sox 6-0 in the bottom of the 8th inning, (hopefully) allowing them to maintain the wild card...

Your Wonkette Tuesday Liveblogging & Tampa Party Details

Two Things: Your Wonkette communist overlord Rebecca Schoenkopf will be hosting a Wonkette Party tonight in Tampa, at "six or seven," which is basically right now. Go to this place: MacDinton’s, 405 South Howard Avenue Tampa, Florida 33606 (813)251-8999 2) Your Wonkette blogger Jim Newell...

Liveblogging What Mississippi, Alabama Think Of 4 (Still 4!) Guys In Ties

Hi. Tonight we are reminded that this country has 50 states and even some territories, and each must have her chance to say, "Ahem" regarding positions of power. It's time for us to tune in to Mississippi and Alabama...

Super Tuesday Liveblog Part V: Mitt Visits Yoda, Cloud City, & Ohio

Will Mittens lose Ohio to Weird Rick? We don't know, is the thing! The two losers are still neck and neck as 65% 85% or so of precincts have been counted. The cable news channels are beginning to talk...

Liveblogging The Superest Tuesday: Probably The End For Newt Gingrich, Right?

Hey why has Your Wonkette done so many Newt Gingrich posts all day forever? Because we doubt we'll have Ol' Newt to kick around anymore, and we miss the mean old bastard already. He's been in a funk for...

Your ‘Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too’ Election Night Death Blog

First, a moment of silence for Olympia Snowe, who has delivered a "blow to the GOP" by dying or something. Ha ha, Olympia Snowe. Anyway: Michigan! Will hometown football hero Mitt Romney lose it after all the abortionist...

Liveblogging The Last Arizona Apocalypse & The End Of All Things

Is it really already the last debate? Have there even been any before tonight? Wait, the intern telling us something... !!!... okay, so there have been about 20 debates! Thanks, intern. (You're fired.) Well, this process has certainly made...

The First Time Republicans Debate Who Is Least Likely To Be President Liveblog

Tonight, American history is made: it is the first time there in American history that there is no chance American history will be made. THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE DEBATING. Well, five of them are. And not even any...

BIN LADEN DEAD: American Victory Over That Guy Liveblog Part II

The wat is over. This is reality: Osama bin Laden, killer of people in office buildings, is dead. President Barack Hussein Obama overcame his devotion to Allah and the cause of the terrorists to do what the white idiot...

DEAD!: Liveblogging the Address By Osama Bin Laden Killer Barack Obama

WAT WAT WAT. Twitter is saying that Osama bin Laden is dead, and President Obama is about to address the nation. Is Bin Laden already dead, or is Obama going to decapitate him live on the air, to stick...

Liveblogging President Obama’s Announcement of Total War On Africa

Tonight, the president of the United States addresses the nation on Libya. Have we invaded yet? Is Poland sending three or four guys to help us out? Will Obama have to trade jobs with Gaddafi according to a weird...

Obama To Declare Mission Accomplished In Libya War Tonight

Though Secretaries of War Adventure Robert Gates and Hillary Clinton are "leaving open" exactly how many years in Libya the United States will be fighting a war to remove a despot they say they don't want to remove, President...

Liveblogging Koch Employee Scott Walker’s Prank Call Non-Apology

Turn on the teevee news! Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is delivering a statement about his long conversation with that guy he thought was David Koch. Interestingly, watchdog group Public Campaign Action Fund is calling for a probe into whether...

Liveblogging Your Next President Donald Trump’s CPAC Speech

Woah! It is that guy with the money from that Joan Rivers show! Sure, we'll liveblog this. 3:34 PM — Huge cheer. Of course he comes into his teevee show theme song. 3:36 PM — Trump says he will decide...