Tag: liveblogging

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Democrats Have Civilized Debate, No Trump Penis Allowed

Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are at it again, preparing for another of those civilized discussions of how they disagree on some stuff but are both 100% dead certain that either of them would be a jillion times better...

Watch CNN Pretend These Other Non-Trump Losers Still Matter: Your GOP Debate Liveblog

It's debate night, y'all! Comin' right for us, from the big-ass state of Texas, where we hear all the presidential candidates are required to open carry, and moderator Wolf Blitzer will be packing some serious heat. With his questions. Kidding! We...
Didn't we just do this?

How Many Times Can Six Republicans Say ‘Scalia’ In Two Hours? Your Debate Open Thread

So now we guess it is the Republicans having a debate every blasted Saturday when decent people just want to watch anything else? After the Great Winnowing of the New Hampshire primaries, the six remaining GOP candidates for president...
Didn't we just do this?

These Idiots Again, Minus Some Idiots: Your New Hampshire Republican Debate Open Thread!

Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren't the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins -- hahaha, like there is a difference! -- will be watching, there is actually a...
Don't drink the water

Hillary And Bernie Gonna Scrap, For Your Hearts! Your Democratic Debate Liveblog

Good evening! We'd like to welcome you to the Wonkette Democratic Debate liveblog, where EVEN THOUGH #FeelTheBern and #FeelTheHillz have been making fighty sounds at each other the past few days, we STILL will get to see a more...

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are we even doing here? Donald Trump is off "benefitting veterans" -- the ones he didn't try...

Liveblogging Second-Tier Crybaby Losers GOP Debate For The Last Time, Thank God

Hooray and woot and praise the lord almighty Herself that this is the last time we have to endure this charade of pretending Jim Gilmore (R-Who? Never Mind) and these other losers are going to be president. Just kidding! There are still many Republican...

Let’s Watch Losers Debate A Man Who’s Not There. Your Republican Debate Preview

Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have a million more debates, even after Hillary Rodham Clinton's two terms as president are over....
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Terror, Terror, Terror, Donald Trump, And Terror: Your GOP Mainstage Debate Livebloog

Welcome to your REAL Republican debate liveblog, the main course following the unappetizer course that several of you sat through because you have no lives. Everyone has been wondering all week how the candidates who aren't Donald Trump will...
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Clinging To The Clown Car’s Trailer Hitch: Your Second-Tier GOP Debate Liveblog

Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information" about the "candidates" and their "positions," so here you go: It's four soon-to-be has-beens desperately...

Top Republicans Join Egyptologist Ben Carson For Bible Hour: Debate Liveblog

Now that the GOP kidlets have had their fun at the undercard debate for undercard losers who are never gonna be president, it's time to watch the grown-up Republican losers who are never gonna be president steal grain from Ben Carson's...

GOP Losers Welcome Christie And Huckabee To The Kids’ Debate: Liveblog!

Is it already loser o'clock on a day that ends in "y" again? Why, yes it is. And you know what that means: Republican debate night! In a sexciting plot twist, former main show showoffs Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee...
Republican debate watchers.

Let’s Watch Republicans Try To Out-Stupid Ben Carson. Your Debate Preview!

Oh, do you have your DVRs set and your babysitters called and your sex lube procured for tonight's SUPER-EXCITING REPUBLICAN DEBATE? Yes, they're going to yammer words at each other again, and people are going to watch it, and...
Let's get this important question out of the way

Top 10 Loser Republicans Debate Which One Has To Drop Out Next: Liveblog!

Remember how we watched the bottom four GOP losers fight with each other about who has to drop out first? Of course you do, it was only 13.7 seconds ago! Now we get to watch the toppingest top Republican losers...
Go for it, Rick

Second Tier Loser Republicans Debate Which One Has To Drop Out Next: Liveblog!

It's time for another round of Four Losers Polling At Zero Percent, trying to make you go "Oooh!" and "Ahhh!" and "Sooo presidential!" (Spoiler: You're not gonna do that.) The Real Debate of Alleged Grown-ups -- who threw temper tantrums...

Republicans Prep For Debate With Pissing Match Over Dressing Rooms, Everyone Loses

While second-tier loser Republican Lindsey Graham was getting his drank on and talking about how it "sucks" to be a second-tier loser stuck at the kids' debate table, the first-tier prima donna divas from the grownups' table were crying about...