Tag: liveblog

Y'ALL. It's Saturday! You're probably like "Gah Evan, why do we have to look upon the hotness of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau again...

Looky here! Dozin' Dr. Ben Carson has had a nice week-long sleepcation after deciding he can grift in the private sector without having to...

Who is getting cold-cocked by Donald Trump tonight? Ted Cruz? (Probably.) Marco Rubio? (Definitely.) John Kasich? (Nah, no one cares about him.) Some poor...

Has it been a long time since you pulled your Underoos up over your nipples (that's how you get comfortable), popped open a can...

Me-owwwwww hiss scratch, so many fight words coming at Donald Trump now! Even though he has been the frontrunner of the GOP race since he decided to...

Uh oh, it's a day in 2016, which means it's time for the remaining GOP candidates to come together for spiteful purposes, infecting our...

Today is South Carolina's great big Democratic presidential primary, and Yr Wonkette is here with you for every minute of the excitement while we...

Well hi there and good Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! Many newses happened this week, so it's good that you're here for us to...

What's shakin', DUMMIES? Just sittin' around, bein' DUMMIES? Just fooling, you are not so dumb after all. Because obviously (OBVIOUSLY) you are planning to...

Good morning, Wonkers! Did you watch the super exciting whoa-gazi jam session CNN did with the Democratic candidates last night? Did it send a...

Oh gosh, what a week it has been, and it's not over yet. First Hillary eked out the minorest of beatings against Bernie in...

Hey you, wake up! The Republican undercard second-tier losers' debate for extra-loser losers is over and now it's time to watch Donald Trump and the...

Gather round, ye wonkers, for the Republican Undercard Cage Match Debate, starring Mean Mike Huckabee, Rick "Santorum" Santorum, and the most terrifyingly vicious fighter...

It's time for another Republican debate, aren't you sexcited? Of course you aren't, because there's a Republican debate EVERY GODDAMNED DAY NOW, it seems....

Welcome to your REAL Republican debate liveblog, the main course following the unappetizer course that several of you sat through because you have no...

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