Last week, your Wonkette traveled to Philadelphia for a debate and it was the worst experience of all time. So we’re getting the band back together and doing it again! Only this time, they’re voting, and they’ll probably all look stupid because who doesn’t. Also, we’ll have Famous star “Polaroid” Liz Glover on board to harass the poor citizenry of America’s Ben Franklin City. We will leave shortly, and then get stuck on I-95 for 12 hours, and then hopefully post things tonight and tomorrow from “on the ground.”

Your Wonkette is about to drive to Filthadelphia, the Illadelph, or as some call it, Philadelphia. Barack Obama and his blood rival Hillary Clinton will be debating there later tonight at the National Constitution Center, and we will liveblog it from America’s Constitution Press Filing Room. Will there be pretty pictures of sweaty reporters and Ben Franklin? Yes We Can! The debate kicks off at 8 p.m., but the Eagles pre-game show will last all afternoon.