Tag: live blog

Liveblogging The Pathetic Embarrassing First Tier GOP Losers Debate: A Live Blog

Didn't we all have such a good time laughing at the second-tier candidates' debate? We sure did! Now let's watch Donald Trump and the other guys have their turn. And hey, if you missed the Kids' Table debate from...

Liveblogging The Pathetic Embarrassing Second Tier GOP Losers Debate: A Live Blog

Well hello there! Are you ready to see the loser junior varsity Republican candidates lose some more while they debate each other during loser hour? US TOO! Who knows what's going to happen? Will Rick Santorum get real stigmata?...
You know, if you're not doing anything else that night LOL

Donald Trump And Nine Other Losers Walk Into A Bar: Your Wonkette Debate Preview!

It's almost here, everyone, it's almost here! The moment we have all been waiting for (kind of!) comes Thursday night, when the top ten Republican candidates, as chosen by Fox News Science, will show us their junk on live...

Wonkette Live Drunkblog State Of The Union 2014 Liveblog SOTU Search Optimized Drunk Headline

What time is the 2014 State of the Union SOTU Fox News? It is at 8:55 Eastern ET Time. What time is the Wonkette Livebloog time-stamped word salad refresh your browser to update liveblog? IT IS ABOUT AN HOUR...

All The CPAC News That’s Fit To Live-Bloog

Oh, yeah, no. Not from us. It is Saturday, and we are going to do Saturday things. Saturday things like "go to the post office," and "mail out some Smoking Joe cups," and "buy all the wine," and "see...

Let’s See If Sarah Palin Can Finish Her CPAC Speech Without Quitting Halfway Through

Here comes Sarah Palin, to stand for God, Country, Freedom, and Taco Bell. She breaks the mold. Turn on your span, let's watch this shit! 12:08: UH OH! It is that asshole Ted Cruz, the one with the Jerk...

When Is The GOP Response To The State of the Union? When Is The Tea Party Response To The State of the Union? When...

The GOP Response to the most exciting SOTU evaris real soon! The Tea Party Response to the SOTU is after that! Marco Rubio is giving the official GOP response, and Rand Paul is giving the Tea Party response. Neither...

What Time Is The State Of The Union Live Blog? What Channel Is The SOTU Live-Bloog?

THE TIME IS NOW!!!! THE CHANNEL IS HERE! As a reminder, some person named "Ken Layne" has written a drinking game over at "The Awl," so please to familiarize yourself with The Rules. (Corn liquor.) Need a livestream? It...

Live Blooging The Last Death Rattle Of Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh

Hey, so anybody able to get this fucker to load? No, right? HAHAHA, we just figured it out. Chicago is NOT ON EASTERN TIME MAYBE? So maybe it is one more hour before this bad boy starts? For sweet...

Soon We Will Not Have Joe Walsh To Kick Around With Tammy Duckworth’s Mechanical Feet

You know, we were sort of toying with live-blooging the last Duckworth-Walsh Illinois congressional debate, but then we were like, eh, maybe Tammy Duckworth will be kind of boring, and surely Joe Walsh is too much of a pussy...

‘Bout To Get Rowdy Rowdy And Debate It ‘Bate It

Hello, nerds! Rebecca and I are ready and set to get up in this debate shit, on the real. Tonight is the most important night of Barack Obama's life, in that he should just straight slam Five Hour Energy and...

Vice-Presidential Debate Live-Bloog: Paul ‘The Kid’ Ryan Takes On Old Handsome Joe

What's this, Sara Benincasa is joining us tonight, in our domicile? Does she have hair to braid? We will soon find out! In the meantime, here is the first and last nice thing we will most likely say about...

And Now Is When We Watch Scott Brown And Elizabeth Warren Finally Fall In Love

Want to catch up on Senator Staple-Crotch dealing a death-blow to his "nice guy" image? Previous debatings here and here. (That second link is if you want to relive Third Man David Gregory finally succeeding in breaking your Wonkette,...

Massachusetts Senate Live Blog: The Thrilla In Vanilla

You guys there is yet another debate tonight in Massachusetts and we are beside ourselves with excitement waiting for the answer to the eternal question, JUST HOW RACIST WILL SCOTT BROWN BE? We bet he goes full Andrew Jackson....

Live Blogging Your Elizabeth Warren/Scott Brown Deathmatch (Pt. One Of Four)

Remember when Your Wonkette went to Tampa and Charlotte and then lots and tons of other cities, to feed beer to you, our beloved Wonkados? No, we don't either. But we are told we made friends with a bunch...

Yes We Will Live-Bloog Elizabeth Warren Schoolmarming That Dreamy Scott Brown

Harry Reid has done us all the mitzvah of making sure Scott Brown doesn't have an excused absence from tonight's debate with everyone's favorite schoolmarm, Elizabeth Warren. Also, Reid basically called Brown a coward trying to get out of...